Scottish Premier League Managers - A Thread.

Steven Gerrard - That car sales man at your local dealership that is actually 100% sound, your wife fancies, but you won't go and see because your mate Joe can get a better deal.
Neil Lennon

Your daft arse mates Uncle who rocks up at any social gathering, brings one bottle of Captain Morgans, no mixer, and spends the night singing Eminem on karaoke.
Derek McInnes

Owns the local bowling club. Always pops up about 10 at night complaining that the shoes are untidy and then spends an hour in the bar drinking Coors lights.
Stephen Robinson

Tesco Security. Loves nothing more than a rogue banana stealer or a sneaky Branson baked beans tin up the auld jacket sleeve.
Angelo Alessio

Your friendly waiter on your all inclusive.

Table in the shade? Table in the sun? Fresh fish, steak for the gentleman?
Steve Ferguson

Can be seen in any east end soap shouting at his mother.
Gary Holt

Manages the local youth colts team. Always turns up smelling of pickle. Not a bad lad but has anger issues.
Eddie May

Works in Currys, those 70" TVs won't sell themselves. Was suspended once for trying to steal a slow cooker for his neighbour.
Austin Macphee

Started up a local rock band that mainly specialised in Muse covers. Realised he couldn't hit the high notes so now does Iceland deliveries on a Friday.
Brian Rice

Sells rice.
Tommy Wright

Pitch invaded, this is the only known photo. He's not even Tommy Wright.
Jim Goodwin

Models himself on any Turkish barber photo. Hopes one day he will of worked through them all.
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