The thread you didn’t know you needed of Democratic presidential candidates as WWE wrestlers.
No one can remember when they were last seen but somehow still on the roster.
Completely fucken nuts
A billionaire everyone wishes would go away
Beloved underachiever who takes underrepresented folks seriously
Feuds with major personality. Still no one really cares.
Made a living doing something else. Brings over some locked in support. Not great on the mic.
Should be way better than they actually are.
Came in with huge reputation. That’s kind of still where we are...
Unbelievably talented but the crowd just ain’t buying it (although you always feel like that could change)
Trying a heel turn. Seems to be working.
Old. Doesn’t win, but a pro who will retire with his reputation in tact, despite hideous commentary.
They weren’t expected to be ready for the big time. Until they were.
Heavyweight. The favorite. Long career. But when did he have his last good outing?
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