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15. Marco Silva (Everton)
Currently unemployed after a string of high level jobs in big organisations for that he is unqualified for. Is great in interviews but hasn't actually a clue what he is doing on a day to day basis
Currently unemployed after a string of high level jobs in big organisations for that he is unqualified for. Is great in interviews but hasn't actually a clue what he is doing on a day to day basis
16. Manuel Pellegrini (West Ham)
Supply teacher. The Year 10 boys know its party time when Mr Pellegrini turns up. Kids take advantage of his kindly nature and also the fact he is totally useless at his job
Supply teacher. The Year 10 boys know its party time when Mr Pellegrini turns up. Kids take advantage of his kindly nature and also the fact he is totally useless at his job
17. Dean Smith
Has his own one-man-band painting and decorating firm. Bombing round the midlands in his van making sure all your walls are looking fantastic. Reasonably priced, too
Has his own one-man-band painting and decorating firm. Bombing round the midlands in his van making sure all your walls are looking fantastic. Reasonably priced, too
18. Quique Sanchez Flores
Owns a nightclub in Ibiza just across the road from Lineker's. Is best mates with @waynelineker. Also rumoured to have starred in several adult films
Owns a nightclub in Ibiza just across the road from Lineker's. Is best mates with @waynelineker. Also rumoured to have starred in several adult films
19. Ralph Hasenhuttl (Southampton)
Skiing instructor. Looks cool and groovy as hes swishing down the Austrian alps. Probably having an affair with your mum too
Skiing instructor. Looks cool and groovy as hes swishing down the Austrian alps. Probably having an affair with your mum too
20. Daniel Farke (Norwich)
Rodie with German Industrial Rock band Rammstein. Has known to drive the tour bus after 10 pints. Never had a bank account or mobile phone.
Rodie with German Industrial Rock band Rammstein. Has known to drive the tour bus after 10 pints. Never had a bank account or mobile phone.
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Got nothing to plug, so please follow me back for more shit like this. I follow back
Got nothing to plug, so please follow me back for more shit like this. I follow back
Follow limit hit guys. Bear with x
By Special Request: Arsene Wenger
Multibillionaire after inventing the internet and the mobile phone an absolute pioneer that is now burdened with the society he helped create. Now owns his own fashion label
Multibillionaire after inventing the internet and the mobile phone an absolute pioneer that is now burdened with the society he helped create. Now owns his own fashion label
By Special Request: Jose Mourinho
The President of Portugal. His supporters love him, his opponents hate him. Has the mastery of detail needed for government but the popular touch needed to win 4 straight elections. Could sort out Brexit in a week
The President of Portugal. His supporters love him, his opponents hate him. Has the mastery of detail needed for government but the popular touch needed to win 4 straight elections. Could sort out Brexit in a week
By Special Request: Gareth Southgate
Family lawyer. Specialises in divorce. Will soothe your Dad's frustration as your Mum takes the house and only grants access to you every 2nd Sunday
Family lawyer. Specialises in divorce. Will soothe your Dad's frustration as your Mum takes the house and only grants access to you every 2nd Sunday
By Special Request: Sam Allardyce
Made his fortune by opening a construction firm and has never paid the taxman in his life. Now standing as an MP for the Brexit Party in order to keep Britain British
Made his fortune by opening a construction firm and has never paid the taxman in his life. Now standing as an MP for the Brexit Party in order to keep Britain British
By Special Request:
Estate Agent. Dodgy as anything but knows how to get the deals done. Drives around in a BMW and tells everyone how sexy his 2nd wife is
Estate Agent. Dodgy as anything but knows how to get the deals done. Drives around in a BMW and tells everyone how sexy his 2nd wife is
By Special Request: Sir Alex Ferguson
Took charge of a small wine distillery and made it into the biggest and best manufacturers of wine in the world, beating off competition everywhere. Company has fallen apart since his retirement
Took charge of a small wine distillery and made it into the biggest and best manufacturers of wine in the world, beating off competition everywhere. Company has fallen apart since his retirement
Actually there is something I can plug. While we are all having a laugh on FT there are people who will sleep in the freezing cold tonight with no home. Please donate to Shelter https://england.shelter.org.uk/donate
If I could get a shoutout from the lovely @laura_woodsy today would be complete
