Guide To the #ImpeachmentHearings - a short THREAD.

Tomorrow will begin a series of public hearings that will determine — to paraphrase Lincoln — "whether that nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, can long endure."

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Leading the forces of democracy & the rule of law will be Rep. Adam Schiff, a Stanford- & Harvard-educated former US Attorney who prosecuted violent gangs, narcotraficantes & a traitor named Richard Miller who sold secrets to Russia for gold & cash — so, good prep for Trump.

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Leading the dark forces of vileness, criminality, moral cowardice & fealty to foreign mobligarchs are:

- An unrepentant serial drunk driver

- A shower-rape aficionado with IQ < 90

- A serial traitor who is suing a cow (and losing)

- A jellyfish from South Carolina

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The defenders of truth will speak calmly of established facts & evidence; will call as witnesses a series of lifelong patriots, career civil servants & decorated war heroes who will testify under oath about abuses of power they witnessed.

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The craven, dishonest apologists for Putin & Trump will shriek & howl; distract with clownish antics; smear the decorated veterans & dedicated diplomats with mud; and try to run out the clock. All in order to kiss the distended buttocks of the orange authoritarian grifter.

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They'll roll out every long-disproven wack-ass conspiracy theory from the deepest sulphurous bowels of the Fox-Breitbart-Stormfront-Kremlin fever swamps.

"Biden is the AntiChrist!" "Ukraine invaded Russia!" "The Constitution is UnConstitutional!"

The Base will love it.

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Will it work? Will Putin, MBS, Moglievich & the #TrumpCrimeFamily win?

Or will America finally triumph over such monstrous evil, as we did in 1865 & 1945?

I don't know! Grab some popcorn, a drink, a copy of the Constitution. Bring your kids & dog. Watch history!

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