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N: "Do you think that if someone dies in the hospital, their spirit stays in here?"
D: "Honey of all places to be, why tf would someone haunt a mediocre hospital in small town kansas? Like the least they could do is go to the murder house down the road"
M: "The what house?"
D: "Honey of all places to be, why tf would someone haunt a mediocre hospital in small town kansas? Like the least they could do is go to the murder house down the road"
M: "The what house?"
D: now what is something you don& #39;t do if someone is impaled?
N: if they& #39;re your husband, you impale them a second time
D: no.
N: if they& #39;re your husband, you impale them a second time
D: no.
M: what unspoken rules are in the ER?
D: well evrything has to be kept clean! Even if certain people can& #39;t be bothered about hygiene
N: if this was about last week, I told you one of my kids threw up on me
D: I was talking about the time u showed up smelling like weed but ok
D: well evrything has to be kept clean! Even if certain people can& #39;t be bothered about hygiene
N: if this was about last week, I told you one of my kids threw up on me
D: I was talking about the time u showed up smelling like weed but ok
N: I wouldn& #39;t worry about keeping up with people, sometimes some adderall will really put a pep in your step
M: won& #39;t that cause like an addiction?
N: probably but I& #39;m getting paid to take that for free so really who& #39;s profiting?
M:
M: won& #39;t that cause like an addiction?
N: probably but I& #39;m getting paid to take that for free so really who& #39;s profiting?
M:
D, walking me through a procedure: OK so what you wanna do is carefully cut open this here so we can drain the pus from it
D: don& #39;t stab it like N did her first time doing this surgery
N: it was one time!
D: one stab is all it takes to send someone from the clinic to the ER
D: don& #39;t stab it like N did her first time doing this surgery
N: it was one time!
D: one stab is all it takes to send someone from the clinic to the ER
M: sometimes I feel like I& #39;m not cut out for med stuff
D: if it makes you feel any better, the only reason I became a doctor was so that I could get back at my ex and sleep with his girlfriend
M: did you manage to do that?
D: yup and as a bonus I slept with his sister too
M:
D: if it makes you feel any better, the only reason I became a doctor was so that I could get back at my ex and sleep with his girlfriend
M: did you manage to do that?
D: yup and as a bonus I slept with his sister too
M:
N: have you had the urge to kill someone but you& #39;re getting paid to keep people alive
M: I& #39;m not getting paid
N: oh good, maybe you can kill this patient for me
D: don& #39;t actually do it
M: I wasn& #39;t going to
D: good because the last intern we had almost committed murder
M:
M: I& #39;m not getting paid
N: oh good, maybe you can kill this patient for me
D: don& #39;t actually do it
M: I wasn& #39;t going to
D: good because the last intern we had almost committed murder
M:
I& #39;ll be adding to this as time goes on but this is what I remember so far
N: remember kid, sex is great and all but only with the right partner. Although you& #39;re young so you probably know all about thay. College students sleep with anyone these days
Me, wearing my space Ace tshirt: ....sure
Me, wearing my space Ace tshirt: ....sure
D: when it comes to top surgery you don& #39;t want to make them feel bad for the choice their making
D, looking at N: or be in their face and wanting to know all about their life
N: I was just asking!
D: they are just trying to live their life they don& #39;t need you being nosy Janet
D, looking at N: or be in their face and wanting to know all about their life
N: I was just asking!
D: they are just trying to live their life they don& #39;t need you being nosy Janet
I would like to remind y& #39;all that these are actual conversations I heard and was apart while working in hospital back where I went to college
I could not make these up if I tried
I could not make these up if I tried
D: okay shadow, so let& #39;s walk you through appropriate medication counts
M: don& #39;t you just... Count pills???
D: absolutely, but certain people can& #39;t be bothered to write it down and remember when asked
N: NO ONE TOLD ME I HAD TO DOCUMENT IT
D: THIS IS A HOSPITAL!!!
M:
M: don& #39;t you just... Count pills???
D: absolutely, but certain people can& #39;t be bothered to write it down and remember when asked
N: NO ONE TOLD ME I HAD TO DOCUMENT IT
D: THIS IS A HOSPITAL!!!
M:
M: -listening to podcasts while I& #39;m sorting through files-
N: hey kid do you think-
*podcast is about serial killers*
N: -slowly backs away-
D: Janet, if she wanted to kill you, she would have done so yesterday when you were standing behind the ambulance
N: hey kid do you think-
*podcast is about serial killers*
N: -slowly backs away-
D: Janet, if she wanted to kill you, she would have done so yesterday when you were standing behind the ambulance
N: alright kid, how do you find the vein?
M: if I do it your way, I stab the patient about 30times
D, from the down the hall: -bursting out laughing-
I forgot I had my radio turned on and she heard me at the nurses station rip
M: if I do it your way, I stab the patient about 30times
D, from the down the hall: -bursting out laughing-
I forgot I had my radio turned on and she heard me at the nurses station rip
N: hey kid can you-
M: -almost throws my phone in the garbage to hide the fact that I was playing pokemon GO-
N: WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU?
M: I just got to 30
N: ADD ME AS A FRIEND
M: -almost throws my phone in the garbage to hide the fact that I was playing pokemon GO-
N: WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU?
M: I just got to 30
N: ADD ME AS A FRIEND
NI: SHADY THIS PERSON CODED FUCK WHAT DO WE DO?
Me, eating doritos: Was it bread again?
NI: Yeah??
Me: This won& #39;t be the last time it happens, don& #39;t worry about it.
Me, eating doritos: Was it bread again?
NI: Yeah??
Me: This won& #39;t be the last time it happens, don& #39;t worry about it.
