I hate when I leave my country to go to college, stumble into a job at a human rights NGO then accidentally become a prominent regime change operative.
Wow, how embarrassing. Just found out I — someone no one knew existed until a few months ago — have a Wikipedia entry built and updated by a PR firm run by former Bush-Cheney officials.
Oh man! How crazy is this? What an incredible coincidence! The BBC and CNN want to talk to me about what& #39;s happening in Bolivia.

They want to give me neutral titles like "Environmental Activist" and "Bolivian Protester." I don& #39;t even have to disclose my affiliations!
I know it& #39;s weird that I, a complete nobody, am suddenly popping up on international news. But things start small. Just last year, I tripped and fell down some stairs and ended up on a podcast run by an apocalyptic cult hell-bent on overthrowing the Chinese government.
So mortifying that I& #39;d keep associating with rabid right-wingers. After all, my good friend Sucker Academic swears I& #39;m a leftist. https://twitter.com/clairefrwordley/status/1165334588488585220?s=20">https://twitter.com/clairefrw...
She helped me blame an indigenous socialist government for wildfires started by fascists and get that government thrown out in a violent coup. Eternally grateful. But that& #39;s what friend$ are for.
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