Brenda has just experienced a sophisticated ‘Denial Of Service’ incident:
“I asked Moley for a cup of tea and he ‘respectfully declined due to an inadequate supply of mammalian secretion of bovine origin, requiring perambulation to the most proximate purveyor of dairy produce’”
“Mammalian secretions indeed! You just mean you forgot to buy any milk” says Brenda Mouse, before adding “Think I’ll stick to herbal peppermint tea anyway after that description”🤢🥛
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