Blackjack gets political too

“Okay what rules we playing?”

“Queens a slag, 2s on Jacks, can’t end on a power card....is that calm with everyone yeah?”

“ARE WE DOING BRING BACKS?”

“Wait wait so hold up. See how King reverses it yeah? If I play two kings does it go back to me or is it just the direction of play”

Man I hate this game, but its a part of my DNA now unfortunately.

“You didn’t say last card”

“God knows I said last card”

“Did anyone else hear it????”

*crickets*

“You have to pick up a card then bro”

“You man are cheaters, but fuck it. Watch how I still win anyway. LAST CARD!!! Everyone heard that right? Cool”

You think you know betrayal???

Try being the loser during the first game of Blackjack THENNNN that’s when one smartass wants to suddenly go “we doing knockouts yeah?”

Nah mate, relax. You should’ve stated that before we began. Run my cards and we’ll do knockouts from now.