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If youu2019ve ever wanted Sticks-as-a-Service, or some sort of monthly stick delivery subscription, wherein a new stick arrives at your residence anywhere from every 1-2 days to every week/month, may I suggest you try small children.
So far Iu2019ve found sticks in:
* the car (obvious)
* living room (on rug, under sofa etc)
* bedrooms
* den
* bathroom (multiple)
* school bags
* my jacket pocket
* the car (obvious)
* living room (on rug, under sofa etc)
* bedrooms
* den
* bathroom (multiple)
* school bags
* my jacket pocket
These are just plain sticks. There are also:
* sticks tied to other sticks
* sticks fashioned into bows (2)
* sticks whittled into sharp points
* sticks with yarn wrapped around them
* sticks that were interesting because they appear to have pistol grips and are thus guns
* sticks tied to other sticks
* sticks fashioned into bows (2)
* sticks whittled into sharp points
* sticks with yarn wrapped around them
* sticks that were interesting because they appear to have pistol grips and are thus guns
One might ask: child, how many sticks does one need?
Child has not yet responded: I DUNNO DAD HOW MANY COMPUTERS DO YOU NEED
Child has not yet responded: I DUNNO DAD HOW MANY COMPUTERS DO YOU NEED
Child: THIS NEW STICK! I NEED IT!
But you have so many sticks already, child. What about this one? This stick here is a fine stick.
Child: BUT IT IS NOT THIS STICK
But you have so many sticks already, child. What about this one? This stick here is a fine stick.
Child: BUT IT IS NOT THIS STICK
There will be other sticks, child. *gestures at the greenery of Oregon*
Child: BUT WHAT IF THERE ARE NEVER ANY MORE STICKS THIS COULD BE THE LAST STICK AND THERE ARE NONE OTHERS LIKE IT
Child: BUT WHAT IF THERE ARE NEVER ANY MORE STICKS THIS COULD BE THE LAST STICK AND THERE ARE NONE OTHERS LIKE IT
*later*
WHO TOOK THE STICK FROM MY BEDROOM?
Which... which stick?
THE ONE THAT WAS RIGHT HERE
Well why donu2019t we
HERE IT IS NEXT TO MY OTHER STICK I HID IN THE CORNER AS MY RESERVE STICK
WHO TOOK THE STICK FROM MY BEDROOM?
Which... which stick?
THE ONE THAT WAS RIGHT HERE
Well why donu2019t we
HERE IT IS NEXT TO MY OTHER STICK I HID IN THE CORNER AS MY RESERVE STICK
