Things you never thought you'd hear at a Christian university a thread

Jesus forgives but I do not

A feel like a white boy wanting to punch a wall

Unlike Shrek I'm not sexy

Two dicks in one room is too many

Jesus have you seen these penises

What's a good foot slave name

What's a good masters name

"you stole my foot slave"

"Im juuling in front of the mother of Jesus"

"I don't know if it's on my fucking weiner or not"

"When you hype up a hoe too much they wanna be a pimp, and you can't be the pimp I'm the pimp in this relationship"

I’m not gay. But if you were to text me and say you were my response would be I’m omw with pink fuzzy handcuffs