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Things you never thought you& #39;d hear at a Christian university a thread
Jesus forgives but I do not
A feel like a white boy wanting to punch a wall
Unlike Shrek I& #39;m not sexy
Two dicks in one room is too many
Jesus have you seen these penises
What& #39;s a good foot slave name
What& #39;s a good masters name
"you stole my foot slave"
"Im juuling in front of the mother of Jesus"
"When you hype up a hoe too much they wanna be a pimp, and you can& #39;t be the pimp I& #39;m the pimp in this relationship"
I’m not gay. But if you were to text me and say you were my response would be I’m omw with pink fuzzy handcuffs
