Plzzz I need Bakugou and Deku brother shenanigans https://twitter.com/bakubonbon/status/1192096815908302851
All Might is Oprah AJKDFHDJHJ
The opening scenes where they’re just talking to the camera complaining about eachother is so them
They have a fight and Midoriya smashes one of Bakugou’s drums and Bakugou rips Midoriya’s signed All Might poster
Idk why but Shinsou is Megan
Trying to bond
Bakugou: Okay... god! What’s your favorite sport?
Midoriya: Checkers!
Bakugou: Deku.
Midoriya: Uhhh football! Because football is manly and... *puffs out chest* I’m all man
Bakugou: Ok you need to stop hanging out with my boyfriend too much
Bakugou: Okay... god! What’s your favorite sport?
Midoriya: Checkers!
Bakugou: Deku.
Midoriya: Uhhh football! Because football is manly and... *puffs out chest* I’m all man
Bakugou: Ok you need to stop hanging out with my boyfriend too much
Midoriya: I was just gonna say-
Bakugou: *starts playing drums*
Midoriya: That I just wanted-
Bakugou: *plays drums louder*
Midoriya: YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES
Bakugou: *starts playing drums*
Midoriya: That I just wanted-
Bakugou: *plays drums louder*
Midoriya: YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES
Midoriya: *pulls out robot* “por favor”
Bakugou: NO
Midoriya: “por favor”
Bakugou: Fucking- FINE
Bakugou: NO
Midoriya: “por favor”
Bakugou: Fucking- FINE
Bakugou having embarassing videos of Midoriya, that he uses for blackmail, of him playing with his all might figures in the bathtub akjdhskjfh
Bakugou: Hey Deku
Midoriya: *clears throat* Uraraka is here
Bakugou: Oh right, I’ll call the exterminator
Midoriya: *clears throat* Uraraka is here
Bakugou: Oh right, I’ll call the exterminator
Uraraka and Bakugou teaming up just to get Midoriya to shave off the ugly stash he’s so proud of
Bakugou being the biggest fuck boy until he meets Kirishima
Midoriya: So when am I gonna meet the boyfriend?
Bakugou: He is /not/ my boyfriend
Midoriya: That’s not what I heard
Bakugou: Well it doesn’t fucking matter what you heard, I’m gonna break up with him tomorrow +
Midoriya: So when am I gonna meet the boyfriend?
Bakugou: He is /not/ my boyfriend
Midoriya: That’s not what I heard
Bakugou: Well it doesn’t fucking matter what you heard, I’m gonna break up with him tomorrow +
Midoriya: Why?
Bakugou: You heard them calling me his boyfriend, something has to be done. You know what? I’m gonna do it now
Midoriya: You can’t break up with him during a phone call!
Bakugou: DUH! I’ll just text him +
Bakugou: You heard them calling me his boyfriend, something has to be done. You know what? I’m gonna do it now
Midoriya: You can’t break up with him during a phone call!
Bakugou: DUH! I’ll just text him +
Midoriya: Just tell him in person
Bakugou: I fucking can’t, he’ll go all puppy dog on me!
Midoriya: Kacchan...
Bakugou: Shut up
Midoriya: You’re whipped
Bakugou: SHUT UP-
Bakugou: I fucking can’t, he’ll go all puppy dog on me!
Midoriya: Kacchan...
Bakugou: Shut up
Midoriya: You’re whipped
Bakugou: SHUT UP-
They win a science competition cause they’re both nerds
Midoriya: May I?
Bakugou: *sigh* Fine. Hug me... brother
Midoriya: *picks him up and twirls him around*
Bakugou: PUT ME DOWN FUCKER
Midoriya: May I?
Bakugou: *sigh* Fine. Hug me... brother
Midoriya: *picks him up and twirls him around*
Bakugou: PUT ME DOWN FUCKER
Kirishima and Bakugou are making out and Kirishima starts climbing Bakugou’s lap
Midoriya: *clears throat*
Bakugou: What the f- How long have you been here?
Midoriya: I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE THE WHOLE DAMN TIME
Midoriya: *clears throat*
Bakugou: What the f- How long have you been here?
Midoriya: I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE THE WHOLE DAMN TIME
Midoriya: I hope you go bald
Bakugou: I hope they cancel the all might show
Midoriya: Take that back!
Bakugou: I hope they cancel the all might show
Midoriya: Take that back!
Am I gonna keep going with this... probably!
Bakugou: *looking at Kirishima* Bye gorgeous, I’ll miss ya
Midoriya: I’ll miss you too, bye sweetie pea! *blows kiss*
Midoriya: I’ll miss you too, bye sweetie pea! *blows kiss*
Bakugou: *chasing Midoriya* YOU ATE MY ENCHILADA
Midoriya: THERE WAS NO NOTE
Midoriya: THERE WAS NO NOTE
Midoriya: *is doing some weight training*
Bakugou: *shoots him with a nerf gun*
Midoriya: *drops it on his foot* STOP LAUGHING
Bakugou: *shoots him with a nerf gun*
Midoriya: *drops it on his foot* STOP LAUGHING