i’m starting a thread of random things my roommate says or does when i’m acting outta pocket

me: *ungodly screeches from the room*
sav: *brushing her teeth* you need to stop eating candy and go to bed

me: should i get pinterest?
sav: girl i’m white as f*ck and i don’t have pinterest
me: fair enough

sav: what am i gonna do in lab for three hours?
me: i watched water boil for thirty minutes
sav: you mean i'm going to have to watch rocks erode?!

me: *looking at the outfits on ‘hannah montana* what is she WEARING
sav: the early 2000’s

sav: *comes back into dorm* hello! *sees me watching ANOTHER romcom* STOP WATCHING THAT

HI HERE’S AN UPDATE - it is now year two and the tables have now turned so this thread will now be a mix of both of us acting outta pocket