a thread of impressions that i can do because they’re too obscure for my resume even though no one cares

#1 - yzma from emperor’s new groove

#2 - r2d2 screaming in revenge of the sith....... i am so sorry

#3 - cat valentine’s laugh from victorious because why not

#4 - shakira, even though everyone and their mother has done this impression

#5 - idina menzel as elsa in frozen.... featuring some cute saliva in my mouth

#6 - daisy ridley as rey in star wars, featuring me laughing in between because I Am A Serious Actor

#7 - alexandria ocasio-cortez...... duh. come on SNL!!! https://twitter.com/rachelzegler/status/1189717049322463235?s=21

#8 - britney spears my queen my everything ft. my very prominent forehead

#9 - rachel green from friends, the fictional character after whom i was named!

[CC: (this cannot be described, sound-wise) "ross. ross. ross... oh. .... yeah! yeah."

[CC: "i'll turn him into a flea, then i'll put that flea in a box, then put that box inside of another box, then i'll mail it to myself and when it arrives AH! HA! HA!.... i'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!"]