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I absolutely CAN cook
Food + heat
Its VERY easy
I never, ever cook. Peasants work
Imagine experiencing reality as Tate. A mental and physical force unbeknownst to nature -
A man who can DO anything and is good at EVERYTHING
Would you waste a single second making oatmeal? https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1113465472081465345
Food + heat
Its VERY easy
I never, ever cook. Peasants work
Imagine experiencing reality as Tate. A mental and physical force unbeknownst to nature -
A man who can DO anything and is good at EVERYTHING
Would you waste a single second making oatmeal? https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1113465472081465345
I can become a kickboxing world champion. Ive proved that.
I can make millions of dollars. Ive proved that too.
I can travel the earth and swoop females at a glance, commanding instant and eternal love.
Oh wait. Let me put that all on hold
I feel like boiling an egg
LOSERS
I can make millions of dollars. Ive proved that too.
I can travel the earth and swoop females at a glance, commanding instant and eternal love.
Oh wait. Let me put that all on hold
I feel like boiling an egg
LOSERS
I understand why YOU waste an afternoon cooking.
What else you gona do lol.
Get rich?
Fight the most dangerous men alive?
enjoy a female whos not a 5?
Drive super cars in Transilvanyian mountains?
NO.
You can do NONE of those things.
So you bake cupcakes like a bitch.
What else you gona do lol.
Get rich?
Fight the most dangerous men alive?
enjoy a female whos not a 5?
Drive super cars in Transilvanyian mountains?
NO.
You can do NONE of those things.
So you bake cupcakes like a bitch.
Then you start saying you ENJOY it. LOLOLOL
Napolean had to CONQUER THE KNOWN WORLD to feel content.
I demand absolute supremacy in all spheres. Financial. Physical. Mental.
But no.. you dont need that.
As long as you can cook, youre just fine.
SIMPLE THINGS.
SIMPLE MINDS.
Napolean had to CONQUER THE KNOWN WORLD to feel content.
I demand absolute supremacy in all spheres. Financial. Physical. Mental.
But no.. you dont need that.
As long as you can cook, youre just fine.
SIMPLE THINGS.
SIMPLE MINDS.
When im hungry I arrive at an establishment, organise a rendezvous with one of my many females.
I ignore her while making money on my phone and await sustenance to be served to me.
For I am god.
I have not cooked a meal in 5 long years. Not once. Not ever.
I eat out. ONLY.
I ignore her while making money on my phone and await sustenance to be served to me.
For I am god.
I have not cooked a meal in 5 long years. Not once. Not ever.
I eat out. ONLY.
Further proof men who cook are dorks.
Stability? I will break in your house and STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH.
Flat bread WILL NOT SAVE YOU.
Why can’t you fight? Why arnt you big and rich? You feel HAPPY you can BAKE BREAD?
That’s enough for you?
COWARD. https://life.spectator.co.uk/articles/simple-flat-bread-recipe/
Stability? I will break in your house and STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH.
Flat bread WILL NOT SAVE YOU.
Why can’t you fight? Why arnt you big and rich? You feel HAPPY you can BAKE BREAD?
That’s enough for you?
COWARD. https://life.spectator.co.uk/articles/simple-flat-bread-recipe/
OMG BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BBQ A REAL MAN DOES THE BBQ.
No. He doesn’t.
On my http://YouTube.com/Tateconfidential you can see how real men BBQ.
They command a female to do it.
No. He doesn’t.
On my http://YouTube.com/Tateconfidential you can see how real men BBQ.
They command a female to do it.
