listen romance authors i wanna know which of your heroes would be best at giving out halloween candy to smol children in adorable costumes

actually i want to know what style each of your heroes would have at this important task; this is such a good hero-meter i can’t stand it

ben: absolutely would pretend to be scared by “spooky” costumes. would say things like, “wow, wow, we’ve got an actual princess here!”

aiden: would be secretly self conscious about his large size scaring kiddos. would crouch and say serious things like “do you like snickers”

alex: full size candy bars to everyone, definite delight and slight confusion regarding tradition he himself never did

jasper: outwardly recalcitrant but inwardly thrilled by cheeseball couples’ costume kris has made him wear

RIP my mentions y’all, gonna try to keep up throughout the day