Gender reveals have started massive wildfires and literally killed people, grow up gender is fake just make some ugly cupcakes and move on

The only good gender reveal was the one where an alligator crunched a whole watermelon in half and that's only because there was an alligator present. Fuck a gender reveal just have a cool reptile party

My friends and family: Uh... so what's the gender?
Me, pregnant and dual-wielding lizards: Hm?

Before anyone misinterprets this, I am not pregnant and do not plan to be but I would love to adopt a lizard someday