The Pioneer Woman is making risotto with orzo??????
yes I& #39;m hate watching the Pioneer Woman again
I think she just said using orzo is easier because she can dump all the broth in at once rather than how risotto is actually made with rice????? bitch,,,,,,,,,,,,
"orzotto is a revelation" NO IT& #39;S NOT YOU CAN& #39;T JUST BENNIFER YOUR WAY OUT OF IT REE
"I& #39;m renovating Caesar salad with shrimp" REE, THATS JUST A CAESAR SALAD WITH SHRIMP PLATING DOESN& #39;T CHANGE ANYTHING
oh she decided to just.....not chop up the romaine lettuce other than a giant quarter wedge
she just said "a fourth a cup" again
how much am I going to yell about "pepperoni pizza queso"
she just put diced pepperoni in queso and served it with Doritos
she& #39;s making some kind of snack with some kind of sauce that uses butter, brown sugar, Dijon mustard over chex, pretzels, mixed nuts, cheez-its, and pita chips, then dusted with ranch dressing powder, placed in the oven, then put into a thing of popcorn and "put in a pretty bowl"
"turkey taco lettuce wraps" no
"taco filling is a good way to get rid of produce that& #39;s losing its luster" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
"sheet pan chicken curry" using a small jar of curry paste, a giant tablespoon (more than a tablespoon) of brown sugar, a cup of water, and a teaspoon of salt???????????
"I can tell it& #39;s ready because my kitchen smells ~amazing~" lady are you sure you& #39;re not serving salmonella though
"I& #39;m making four pizzas on one pie" then why don& #39;t you just make four personal pizzas
she& #39;s doing a tex mex thing and I& #39;m ready to hate everything about this
"fiesta mac and cheese" we get it Ree you& #39;re white as hell and can& #39;t pronounce jalapeño
she used crumbled tortilla chips instead of bread crumbs and the cheese in the mac and cheese is pepper jack, Monterey jack, and velveeta apparently
"just a drizzle of dressing" *pours tablespoons of thousand island onto each wedge of lettuce*
"fourth a cup" i see that ree& #39;s definitely using that usc education there
"cheesy rigatoni pepper bake"

what are you doing
"i& #39;m going to make teriyaki ribs"

"i& #39;m going to serve it with coleslaw"

i& #39;m going to throw a shoe at you
"tex mex meatballs"
she just said to put the meatballs in a taco
the cheesy rigatoni pepper bake has a diced tomato/tomato paste thing that was only seasoned with salt and pepper and wtf lady you can put some oregano in that
SHE SAID THREE QUARTERS OF A CUP BUT ALWAYS SAYS FOURTH A CUP WTF
i just realized she doesn& #39;t take off any jewelry when she& #39;s mixing meatloaf by hand and that seems gross??
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