The Pioneer Woman is making risotto with orzo??????

yes I'm hate watching the Pioneer Woman again

I think she just said using orzo is easier because she can dump all the broth in at once rather than how risotto is actually made with rice????? bitch,,,,,,,,,,,,

"orzotto is a revelation" NO IT'S NOT YOU CAN'T JUST BENNIFER YOUR WAY OUT OF IT REE

"I'm renovating Caesar salad with shrimp" REE, THATS JUST A CAESAR SALAD WITH SHRIMP PLATING DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING

oh she decided to just.....not chop up the romaine lettuce other than a giant quarter wedge

she just said "a fourth a cup" again

how much am I going to yell about "pepperoni pizza queso"

she just put diced pepperoni in queso and served it with Doritos

she's making some kind of snack with some kind of sauce that uses butter, brown sugar, Dijon mustard over chex, pretzels, mixed nuts, cheez-its, and pita chips, then dusted with ranch dressing powder, placed in the oven, then put into a thing of popcorn and "put in a pretty bowl"

"turkey taco lettuce wraps" no

"taco filling is a good way to get rid of produce that's losing its luster"

"sheet pan chicken curry" using a small jar of curry paste, a giant tablespoon (more than a tablespoon) of brown sugar, a cup of water, and a teaspoon of salt???????????

"I can tell it's ready because my kitchen smells ~amazing~" lady are you sure you're not serving salmonella though

"I'm making four pizzas on one pie" then why don't you just make four personal pizzas

she's doing a tex mex thing and I'm ready to hate everything about this

"fiesta mac and cheese" we get it Ree you're white as hell and can't pronounce jalapeño

she used crumbled tortilla chips instead of bread crumbs and the cheese in the mac and cheese is pepper jack, Monterey jack, and velveeta apparently

"just a drizzle of dressing" *pours tablespoons of thousand island onto each wedge of lettuce*

"fourth a cup" i see that ree's definitely using that usc education there

"cheesy rigatoni pepper bake"

what are you doing

"i'm going to make teriyaki ribs"

"i'm going to serve it with coleslaw"

i'm going to throw a shoe at you

"tex mex meatballs"

she just said to put the meatballs in a taco

the cheesy rigatoni pepper bake has a diced tomato/tomato paste thing that was only seasoned with salt and pepper and wtf lady you can put some oregano in that

SHE SAID THREE QUARTERS OF A CUP BUT ALWAYS SAYS FOURTH A CUP WTF

i just realized she doesn't take off any jewelry when she's mixing meatloaf by hand and that seems gross??