2. I still knew the drama that comes with jobs ESPECIALLY call centers yet, So I kept to myself & didn’t speak to anyone.. until I met Nicole.. And from that point on I learned the HARD way about not shitting where you eat
3. I was in training class with Nicole, I think she was Spanish or Cuban I dont remember but every nigga at that job wanted her
4. Dudes was walking into our class acting like they needed to talk to our trainer just to have a side conversation with ole girl. Niggas was SPRUNG.. this not her but I want y’all to get an IDEA of what she looked like
5. She didn’t talk much, curved EVERY dude that tried to talk to her. So I knew I had no chance, so I never tried
6. Then one day I brought my basketball shoes with me to work. She peeped
& asked if I was playing basketball after work, I said yeah, then she said she used to hoop in college & asked if she could come?

7. We get there and this bitch BALLING, crossing niggas up, hitting 3s.. I’m like fuck it time for children
8. She thanks me for the invite and asked if I wanna come over & shower
.. I said huh? She said “you heard me”

9. I’m like HELL yeah!!! Bout to get her pregnant, raise a family of D1 athletes!!!
11. Before I even get to the Hallway, all I hear is keys.. & then the front door unlocking
12. Who’s that? “Ahh fuck that my nigga HURRY GET in the closet!!”
13. I’m like see HELL na I knew you was to good to be true! this bullshit I’m good Nicole ima just leave... then I see that nigga shoe as he came through the door.. hmm those look like size 14s...
14. I’m hiding in the closet and this nigga walk in, they talk then start kissing, Nicole’s like wait wait I have to shower.. I’m watching from the closet SICK AF
15. Then.... I hear HIM say “cmon zaddy I been waiting all day”
16. she’s like fineeeeeeee she bends him over...
18. I’m like.. hold up... Nichole really a Nicolas ?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
19. I’m like... I GOTTA GET TF OUTTA HERE WTF
22. “WHO TF IS YOU NIGGA!!!” Before I can explain Nichole gonna shout “OMG HE MUSTVE BROKE IN TO ROB US!!!!!”
23. He tried to grab me!! I swivel past him run to the window and make my amazing escape like y’all know how I do

26. I go to work next day.. Nichole, Nicholas, i dont fucking know but buddy came up to me and said..
27. “Sorry about that my baby be tripping but can we try again?”
28.
29. I quit.