FYI there& #39;s four unopened bottles of Heineken Light in East River Park in case anyone& #39;s interested
There& #39;s a copy of Catch 22 at the 63rd & Lex F stop in case you& #39;ve never read it and you& #39;ve been meaning to.
There& #39;s an unopened size L condom on the F train if someone wants to snag it before it& #39;s gone
There’s a free pair of headphones hanging from a traffic light on 1st Street and 2nd Avenue. Just need a ladder to get ‘em.