Read on Twitter
things mr watson says in class, a thread
“this is my poking stick”
- what do you use it for
“poking sleeping children”
- what do you use it for
“poking sleeping children”
“mechanical rebirth?”
“have you ever been kidnapped?”
“did you just say bearded boys?”
“boss lady scary”
“i’ll eat your face”
*aggressively takes paper off table*
*aggressivly stamps homework*
“the password is, and listen very carefully, c, l, o, w, n, h, a, and t” (begins humming clown music)
“alexamer hammermam”
“i’ll blow up your face”
“i’m gonna borrow those book, YOINK”
context: my groupmates ft me and tell me to explain myself to mr watson
“look am i snapchatting - wait let me just - (starts snapping fingers) NOW i’m snapchatting”
“look am i snapchatting - wait let me just - (starts snapping fingers) NOW i’m snapchatting”
._.
“ok zoomer”
“/i/ like bullying children”
“oh goodie fingers!”
“so today we’re gonna work on that paper from yesterday, and tomorrow we’re gonna kiłl abraham lincoln”
(itzel) we’re gonna vibe check him
“precisely”
(itzel) we’re gonna vibe check him
“precisely”
(on death by diarrhea) “what a way to go”
not mr watson, But
“i’m a weenie.” - d rod
“i’m a weenie.” - d rod
“feet? that’s my favorite part”
itzel: this is why minecraft is superior
“yeah! that’s why minecraft— ʷʰᵃᵗ”
“yeah! that’s why minecraft— ʷʰᵃᵗ”
“i am NOT a confederate”
“i’m afraid nobody loves the rest of you”
“happy anniversary of the [tragic event]”
bruh corona virus is messing with my thread
here’s some of watson’s comments on our spring break assignment
here’s some of watson’s comments on our spring break assignment
aw no more watson quotes :(
end of thread :]
feel free to add more that u remember
feel free to add more that u remember
