waterdeep thread! apparently threads cant be muted on twt. i apologize.

is his name baxter. my officemate and i saw a very cute corgi yesterday and he said "he looks like a baxter"

"you can no longer touch me and make me feel good :)"

"oh no! i'm square!"
"oh no!! why are you square?"

lv1 combat is so dumb i love it

hes going to announce it to the portal isnt he

called it AHAHAHAHA

torrin teaches baxter how to math: the session

"in a puff of smoke, your snek becomes birb :D"
"yay :D"

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENIMG

this is. the SECOND SESSION.

"dammit, i'll kill you, stop dying!"

baxter, pointing at torrin: no, YOU'RE interesting!

damn now i want a full campaign of this bit of cthulhu giving romantic advice

torrin has big dragon energy send tweet

d....does alyf not like ba... OH

what is HAPPENING

I CAN'T BELIEVE TORRIN'S GONNA DIE LIKE THIS

THAT NAT20 EXPLANATION IS SO OUT OF CHARACTER FOR BAXTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

his immediate swing into "you're a tiefling, right?" I LOVE HIM

it has been a While since nat19 made me laugh like an idiot at my desk at work but this math + xp scene just did it again

torrin: I AM NOT A DRAGON
bax:
also torrin: *has a gold hoard*
bax:

i love alyf SO GODDAMN MUCH

i was cooking so i couldn't tweet but theres a moment in this session that i drew yesterday lmao

"just a house. i put some halflings in there. they just live there"

YES. do it. pamper alyf. shower her with love and attention. i love her so much

i am already SO CONFUSED torrin?? ¿?

this is the best scene ever, bax is acting on the best intentions but alyf is SO stressed out

formalwear shopping with the waterdeep party!!!

BAXTER OMFGJFGN

bax is such a dummy i adore him :(((( bax attempting to do math without torrin to reel him in is SO CUTE

i want this thread to know that an engineer came and sat next to me while i was laughing to myself listening to bax yelling about his own trade guild

party goinchult

torrin: you said it was a flying snake?
bax: yea?
torrin: that might be a red flag--
bax: no, it was a flying snake!

okay yeah when put like that the faction missions are so vastly different HAHA that cat mission sounds very fun though

alyf at torrin's door, clutching a pillow, like a child having a nightmare :(

my brain has just autocorrected this scene to kyra threatening to hurt torrin if he ever hurts a hair on alyf's head

cat: *meows*
torrin: INSIGHT

i hope trollskull manor's name is just perpetually "trollskull manor, real name TBA"

please roll deception vs insight. please roll deception vs insight. pleas

HAHAHAHAHAHAJHSDFNSDF I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!

bax is being SUCH a petulant child about this it's SO CUTE

kyra: i'm sorry flare :( for you dyin so much :(
flare: hoo :)

DM: there is a faint glow around alyf's neck
alyf: FUCK!

alyf: it's fine, it's probably nothing!
torrin: *worried humming*

bax: *triangulates a point with two points*
torrin: HOW CAN YOU DO THIS BUT NOT COUNT MONEY

FIRST CRIT ON TORRIN. HAHAHAHA

these torrin vs baxter insights are the fucking best

alyyyyf

"i'm going to go... clean...... baxter!"

okay but... those are adorable coin names...........

CEREMONY

CEREMONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this makes me UNBELIEVABLY. HAPPY.

alyf and bax: *keep pulling out platinum*
torrin: ???????

go bax! go go bax! woo!!!

THIS FIGHT IS RIDICULOUS OMFG

OH NO

i....... also thought it was high five........... :(

i adore this swelling violin music in the background of alyf telling torrin about her Troubled Past

"jesus! i mean. bahamut!"

FIREBALL!

DM: everyone's just yeeting themselves out the windows!
torrin: i'm not! i'm not fucking insane!
DM: okay. kyra, what are you doing?
kyra: i'm yeeting myself out alyf's window!

"if we have kids, my kids are gonna beat up your kids!!"

"i wish i were with torrin "

i was doing something else and misheard this as "describe the wings"

why can't i stop laughing at "i am a destitute pauper!!!" DFHJkjdf

"helo hors i am torin :) wud like to ride hors :)"

i would Die for butternut

OH NO THEY MISSED IT

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING TALKING ABOUT YU-GI-OH??? LET'S PLAY D&D!!!?!" FUCking nerds

i really, EMPATHICALLY hope this plan doesnt end in yuan-ti

FLARE!!!!! OH MY GOD

the detector falls off immediately right before flare flies off.

EVEN BETTER. FLARE I LOVE U BUT PLEASE GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

"quick, someone get him some human meat!"

this party is gonna get roughed up by this griffin and this poor griffin rider is gonna have to just sit there and watch

n'awwwwwWWW

*brushes the dust off this thread* "IS THIS XANATHAR????"