Me, writing an email:

I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

I just wrote an email using this exact format and became suddenly worried that the recipient would see this tweet and judge me for eternity

Oh my God @Lin_Manuel retweeted this I'm kvelling

Also now one of my favorite people knows what a dweeb I am, this is fine

My spin instructor sent me an instagram post of my tweet. This is it guys....I've finally made it