Me, writing an email:

I& #39;m using an exclamation point so you know I& #39;m friendly and excited! But now I& #39;m using a period so that you know I& #39;m not crazy. Here& #39;s another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
I just wrote an email using this exact format and became suddenly worried that the recipient would see this tweet and judge me for eternity
Oh my God @Lin_Manuel retweeted this I& #39;m kvelling

Also now one of my favorite people knows what a dweeb I am, this is fine
My spin instructor sent me an instagram post of my tweet. This is it guys....I& #39;ve finally made it
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