Thread by @Quinny_Imp, #ZevrisDoodle thread or how Zevran and Fenris Twitter bots "talk to each [...]

#ZevrisDoodle thread or how Zevran and Fenris Twitter bots "talk to each other"

Each time the quotes from their party banter line up on my timeline, and look like a coherent conversation, a silly chibi doodle is born

Fenris hates alienages. They remind him that even in the South the city elves still live like slaves, just under a different name.

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The glorious smell of Antivan leather

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Zevran isn't as non-picky, as he might sometimes appear. He wouldn't bed neither Oghren nor butter faces.

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Elves vs dwarves.

Team elves is cheating by having an unusually tall one

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Who is into whom again?

He likes apples

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When you don't say what you really mean

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Torture!

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Flower and wine!

He has a grumpy image to uphold! Stop teasing him. There are no puppy eyes and no delightful wrinkles.

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One can babble about feelings, the other has trouble with that

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Different energy is a recipe for an awesome ship

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Gossiping while in Orzammar

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I can't tell who is the bigger tease

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If you need a place to cry on...

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When your hubby and wifey don't wait for you...

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This advertisement didn't work

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Charity of the Crows

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Plan your tactics smart

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Being loved is hard

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No comment is necessary here, methinks.

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Now he has a surname, and it's a name given out of love.

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Pro at flirting, and an amateur at flirting

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The built-up energy finally got its release. Zevran greatly approves.

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Looking is all you are allowed to do now

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No, you didn't!

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Don't fall for it, Zev! His best bluff is pretending he can't play! You'll lose all your clothes.

Noooo, I didn't mean that you should lose on purpose!

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Beware of the dragons!

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Nope!

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Gossipy!

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I'll leave the context to your imagination

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Elves vs. dwarves

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Zevran is ready to help, if you have urges.

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Protect your family!

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On the subject of family, how to get a wife.

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And still on the subject of family, how to train your miniMe, if you have one with the said wife.

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Zevran, like Varric, eventually learnt Fenris does indeed have sense of humour.

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They played cards again.

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Yes, Zevran, it's real

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You better don't scare Zevran, mage!

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Nothing is scary when you have reliable backup

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And this is why I can't choose between them!

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Zevran -- always ready to help

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True story in three acts

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Eeyo doesn't impress Fenris with his antics

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They didn't leave him the tiniest piece of that apple pie!

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That will only make them smooch harder, Fen!

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Why Zevran prays to the Maker

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Yes, you do!

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Naughty

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Ooops

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Tough love, tough life

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Are they going to get caught?

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Not easy, eh?

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We're not blind

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I guess Fenris has higher "beauty standards" than Zevran

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Be more romantic, Zev!

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An Antivan and a Tevinter in Ferelden...

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So eager to lay their heads on her bosom!

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Speaking of bosoms, Zevran is just the right height!

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Zevran's full commitment to a relationship is both a blessing and a curse

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I suspect Zevran has regrets

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There'll be no demon nymphs!

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Coward!

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Victory!!

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Doesn't seem like he does

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Sexual education by Zevran

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Take baths, Fenris!

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Just don't shave half of your head stupid, mmkay?

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Travelling goals

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Cute wrinkles

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Grumpy and grumpier

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City elves going to a city

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I wrote a story where due to blood magic Zevran and Fenris were linked to each other: they could hear each other's thoughts and feel feelings.

Like this:

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How to kill those who already died?

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This healing story became a two-parter.

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He couldn't resist

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The gift from the Maker

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There's love in the air tonight!

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All of you after X-mas?

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Self-preservation instinct vs. cocky man-weapon

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When you need a bit more coin, a rogue is your best friend

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No one with eyes believes him but he sticks to his story

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Protecting Nadami at all cost

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Still no puppy eyes?

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His needs are considerable...

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Clumsy!

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Horny!

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Romantic!

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Before I plunge into gaming and wine until the end of the year, I leave you with this doodle

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How to win an assassin's heart

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After you win an assassin's heart, he's quite devoted

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Varric!

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Watch your words, Zev!

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I remember I planned it to be naughty. Came out sweet.

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Protected

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Not in front of everyone, eh?

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At first sight

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Zevran, remember, he's the jealous kind

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A fine lyrium bosom!

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"if only into a toad!"

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The warden was royally tough to kill

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No, no, no, tsk, tsk, tsk

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Waste of coin, eh, Fenris?

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I'm a little behind with posting these (still 2 waiting to be drawn), so forgive da spam tonight

Winning a girl

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Poor Fenris chooses friends who "fondle their crossbow" and "find swords sexy".

Poor Fenris doesn't know he is super sexy AND he is a weapon.

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