I can& #39;t wait for this zombie romance to happen.
Zombie!Yoongi diary no. 223: It& #39;s been more than half a year since I turned but I honestly felt my heart skip a beat when that hot zombie hunter passed by the park. I hope I don& #39;t pop a limb next time. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Z!Yoongi diary no. 237: Saw the hottie again! I got so excited my eye popped out. KEEP IT TOGETHER MIN YOONGI!
Z!Yoongi diary no.237a: UPDATE! HE PICKED UP MY EYE AND RETURNED IT TO ME! I WAS SO HAPPY HE NOTICED ME. I offered him an arm.
Z!Yoongi diary no. 258: Mom, I know you& #39;re dead but let me just say this to you, wherever you are. HE KEPT THE DAMN ARM AND USED IT TO GREET ME! I LOVE HIM, MOM! TELL ME HOW TO LOVE THE LIVING.
Z!Yoongi diary no. 366: It& #39;s been a year. Met the love of my life and we& #39;re kinda bffs nao. But I think he thinks I& #39;m not undead. He just thinks I& #39;m incredibly pale. HOW DO I TELL HIM!?!
ZYD no. 370: He really thinks I& #39;m alive. It doesn& #39;t help that it& #39;s winter. He& #39;s been rubbing my hand to keep it warm. I& #39;m afraid he& #39;d crack my bones if he rubs it too much. P.S. MOM, HIS HANDS ARE SO SMOOTH.
ZYD no. 370a: OKAY. MY HAND DIDN& #39;T BREAK. BUT LET& #39;S JUST SAY THAT IF WE DO GET IT ON AND WE GOTTA DO THE DEED, will I get stiff? I mean... I& #39;m already dead stiff so... I... mean... just asking for a friend. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
ZYD no. 375: Since I& #39;ve been out in the cold (finding brains) the LOML just asked me if I wanted to move in his hideout. ROOMMATES!!! And since I& #39;m undead: ETERNAL ROOMATES!
ZYD no. 375a: To the LOML, Kim Seokjin. I will still love you even when you& #39;re dead. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> I& #39;ll protect you from all the zombies who want your brain. Please give me the honour of making you undead someday.
ZYD no. 375b: Okay, the thought of proposing to Jin made me pop my eye again. This man is lethal. MOM, I REALLY LOVE HIM.
ZYD no. 376: Maybe I should just call this year 1 something ( ´•ᴗ•ก) Ate my breakfast today and Seokjinnie caught me. He asked what I was eating and I shoved everything in my mouth and said it& #39;s just sloppy joes.
Joe& #39;s brain was really sloppy. ๛(๑ ー̀εー́ ๑) Sadly, this is the only one I could get in this area. Beggars can& #39;t be choosers but I& #39;ll always choose Seokjin. _(┐「ε:)_
ZYD Y1M2D12: So, Seokjin& #39;s a bit of a gourmand. He& #39;s been foraging a lot to get food and he& #39;s been curious how I get my proteins. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS CONVERSATION, BAE? LOOK INTO MY LIFELESS EYES, JINNIE!
Update: The reason he asked is he wants to cook for me. Jin-hyung. You& #39;re too good for me. Bury my dead body because you just killed me with love.
Wait. I& #39;m already dead. (´・∀・`)
ZYD Y1M2D25: Jin brought a friend to our hideout. For the first time in my undead life, I wanted to eat someone& #39;s brain. how does one subtly eat the brains without your bae noticing? Are there straws for this? Can i stick a straw through namjoon& #39;s ear and sip his brain?
ZYD Y1M2D26: I tried the straw thing. I think I only got earwax. Namjoon is also quite dense for a smart guy. All this time he thought I was cleaning his ear.
I guess birds of the same feather flock together since Jin still thinks I& #39;m alive ( ˉ ˡˍˉ )
ZYD Y1M3D9: If I kept my calendars at bay, I should be older today. I told this to Jin and bae panicked and said we should celebrate. So bae pulled out all the stops and cooked for me. Bae in apron was a gift. At that moment, I wished he didn& #39;t wear anything underneath.
I can tell Jinnie& #39;s a great cook. If I was alive, I& #39;d finish his dishes. Sadly, I& #39;ve got no taste for these things but I wonder... HOW WILL KIM SEOKJIN& #39;S KISSES TASTE LIKE? ( ˙꒫˙ )
ZYD Y1M3D14: Still thinking about how Seokjin& #39;s kisses will taste like.
ZYD Y1M3D31: WILL IT BE SWEET? CAN I TASTE SWEET?
ZYD Y1M4D10: So, I asked my undead buddy Jimin on what would it taste like if you kissed a human but did not eat them. This is the face he made.
Why can& #39;t all my bloody friends be as supportive as Jin. THE GUY HELD A ROTTING ARM FOR ME!
ZYD Y1M4D12: IS IT SO WRONG THAT I WANT TO KISS KIM SEOKJIN!?!
ZYD Y1M5D6: I think his lips would be salty, maybe a bit spicy. He& #39;s eating ramyun lately.
ZYD Y1M5D8: So Jimin said I& #39;m being prude and that I should just do it for science. AM I A SCIENTIST, JIMIN!?! CAN& #39;T YOU SEE I AM A ZOMBIE?
ZYD Y1M5D10: What if I steal a kiss while he sleeps. He& #39;s a deep sleeper, anyway.
ZYD Y1M5D11: Will a kiss make him undead? I do technically pass the virus to him.
ZYD Y1M5D12: OF COURSE I WAS THINKING OF KISSING HIM WITH TONGUE, PARK JIMIN! HOW CAN I NOT KISS THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN CHASTELY!?!
ZYD Y1M5D13: Thought twice about kissing Jin. The boy can& #39;t rap. Dealbreaker.
ZYD Y1M514: He& #39;s still bloody hot so... yeah... Sure. The kiss is still afoot. He& #39;s still the love of my undead life.
ZYD Y1M518:
Such luscious lips...
ZYD Y1M519: I want to bite those lips.
TAKING A BREAK HERE BECAUSE I AM SLEEPY. LOL THIS BLEW UP! I blame it all on zombie hunter Jin! Feel free to quote or RT as long as you don& #39;t break the thread I guess. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> But for now...
[Note] Wao. This really blew up! Thanks for all the likes and RT& #39;s! I guess a lot of people up for this zombie romance. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> I just farted this since my brain& #39;s goo from work. Anyway, I won& #39;t keep you hanging. Let& #39;s continue! Btw, block ZYD if you don& #39;t want updates!
ZYD Y1M5D20: I spent the entire evening watching him sleep. For the first time in my life, I realised that zombies can also be horny. WILL A KISS BE ENOUGH!?!
ZYD Y1M5D23: Jimin& #39;s on to me for not having the balls to kiss Seokjin. So he brought his human friend, Taehyung. Taehyung wants to be a zombie but he doesn& #39;t want to get an injury for it. Jimin should have just kissed him but he couldn& #39;t since they& #39;re SOULMATES.
WTH, JIMIN! YOU MOCK MY ETERNAL ROOMMATE BUT YOU CAN& #39;T EVEN BITE YOUR SOULMATE!?!
Anyway, we agreed that I will kiss Taehyung for science. I hope Seokjin doesn& #39;t think I& #39;ve got loose lips. ( ・᷄-・᷅ )
Nothing happened. (´・∀・`) Unless I count Taehyung& #39;s mouth foaming as & #39;something& #39; ( ´•ᴗ•ก)
ZYD Y1M5D24:
Taehyung& #39;s now undead.

... I can never kiss Jinnie. (´._.` )
ZYD Y1M5D25:
Processing the hard scientific truth that Seokjin will become zombie if I give him a kiss.

He doesn& #39;t even know that I love him and yet here I playing with his life with a kiss.
ZYD Y1M6D1:

Pros for turning Jin into a zombie:
-He& #39;d be a handsome zombie and he& #39;ll look eternally handsome even when he& #39;s deteriorating
- He& #39;d really be my eternal roommate
- He& #39;d cook my dead meals
- I can get all the kisses from him until our lips deteriorate.
ZYD Y1M6D2:

CONS IN TURNING JIN INTO A ZOMBIE
- His lips might deteriorate because I& #39;d kiss him so much.
- He looks cool when he& #39;s killing zombies with his steel pipe. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A ZOMBIE HUNTER, OKAY.
- Does he even want to be my eternal roommate?
ZYD Y1M6D3:
Jin is sensing my sadness but I can& #39;t tell the reason why. So he decided to hold a rap party this weekend. I LOVE YOU JINNIE BUT FOR BIGGIE AND TU/PAC, PLEASE DON& #39;T RAP!
ZYD Y1M6D9:
Great. Rap party. I am so excited. ( ๐_๐) Jin invited Namjoon over who brought his new partner, Hoseok. Hoseok& #39;s sharper than the two and he clings on to me and laughs at the smallest things. I CANNOT HAVE THIS MUCH LIFE BESIDE ME!
Jinnie thought this cypher party would be a blast. Let me share you his rap.

"YO. YES YES YO."

I KNOW. CAN I JUST DIE NOW!?!
Fuck. I& #39;m already dead. ( ˉ ˡˍˉ )
HOLY CRAP! NAMJOON CAN RAP! Jin has a friend who can rap! The man& #39;s got slick rhymes and his bars are lit!

I don& #39;t understand anything of it though.
DANG! HOSEOK CAN RAP TOO! This cypher party is happening and I& #39;m stoked!

WAIT! BAE- PLEASE DON& #39;T PICK UP THE MIC! I CANNOT DEAL WITH ANOTHER-

"YO. YES YES YO."

_:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
WHY ARE THEY FRIENDS!?! You boys are too good to tolerate Seokjin& #39;s rap!

At this rate, I really have to make up for my bae! I GOT TO SPIT RHYMES FOR THE BOTH OF US!
I now have a rap crew.
Seokjin seemed happier that I looked happy rapping. I may be dead, but I& #39;ve got rhymes, yo

... yes yes yo.

DAMMIT JINNIE! HOW CAN I UNHEAR THAT SHIT!?!
Seokjin& #39;s chuckling so much over the cypher party that by the time the boys left, he turned and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

LET THAT SINK IN.
I GOT A KISS!
ZYD Y1M6D10:
JINNIE GAVE ME A KISS ON MY CHEEKIES!
ZYD Y1M6D11:
JIN-HYUNG HAS THE SOFTEST LIPS AND IT KISSED MY COLD UNDEAD CHEEKS!
But is this love? ( ˙-˙ )

Does this mean he loves me and we& #39;ll be eternal roommates?
ZYD Y1M6D12:
I think it& #39;s proper that if I want to get more kisses, I should tell him that I& #39;m undead.
ZYD Y1M6D23:
I& #39;m so nervous to tell him that my eye keeps popping out when I want to tell him the truth. AND HE KEEPS ON CATCHING MY EYE FOR ME.
ZYD Y1M7D08:
He gave me another kiss to ease my nerves. (´._.` )

Don& #39;t make this difficult, Seokjin. I know you& #39;d want to kill me after having lied to you for half a year. Or more.
ZYD Y1M7D09:

I hope he forgives me when I tell him the truth.
[NOTE] Finishing this up before the madness of tonight& #39;s concert continues. QT, RT as you wish. Use ZYD to block if you don& #39;t want to get updates. For now, let& #39;s reach this deadly conclusion!
ZYD Y1M07D10

So, before I told my truth, Seokjin told me his.

MOM, HE LOVES ME.
THIS PRECIOUS HUNTER IS MY BAE!! (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡
Of course I told Seokjin that I love him even when he& #39;s the death of me.

He said "Why?"

I said, "Because you& #39;re a zombie hunter and I& #39;m a zombie."

He said, "I know but why should I kill YOU when you& #39;re already dead?"

MOM! HE IS PERFECT!
Apparently, Seokjin already knew I was a zombie even before he asked me to be his roommate. He& #39;s watched me ethically source my meals.

I guess asking dying people who wanted die paid off.

THANKS FOR RAISING ME WELL, MOM!
He said my eyepopping habit was a giveaway.

In fact, he said "It was love at the first eye I popped."

HARD SAME, BAE. I LOVED YOU THE MOMENT I KNEW YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE WAS OUT TO KILL THE LIKES OF ME.
So, we& #39;ll just figure things out from here.

I told him I& #39;d kiss him but I& #39;ll pass the virus if I did.

He said there are many ways to show our love.

I DO NOT DESERVE THIS HUMAN.
ZYD Y01M07D15

So... we& #39;ve been figuring out ways... to uhh... not pass the virus... (/ω\)... FOR SCIENCE!

Results have been positive since Seokjin hasn& #39;t turned but-

JIN-HYUNG! GIVE MY STIFF BODY A BREAK!
ZYD Y1M08D23

Found out why Jinnie became a hunter.

He& #39;s out to find his bestie who he lost during D0. Namjoon and Hoseok& #39;s been helping him find Jungkook. Now I& #39;m part of the hunt!

I asked for a picture and this is him.

Bae, your chaotic energy is infectious.
ZYD Y01M08D30

Namjoon caught a radio signal from No Man& #39;s Land about some brat swinging from vine to vine while killing zombies.

Jinnie thinks it& #39;s Jungkook. I told bae that it& #39;s a dangerous place since there& #39;s hardly any human settlement there.

He answered me with a wink.
I trust how strong and beautiful you are BUT IT& #39;S THE OTHER ZOMBIES THAT I DON& #39;T TRUST!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A WONDERFUL PIECE OF MEAT YOU ARE, JINNIE!?!

HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR PLUMP CHEEKIES, BAE!?!
ZYD Y01M09D03

Jin and I got into our first big argument since he& #39;s hell bent on going to No Man& #39;s Land to get Jungkook.

He also doesn& #39;t want me to come since I wouldn& #39;t be able to get that much humans for my meals.

YOU CANNOT STOP ME, KIM SEOKJIN! I DO WHAT I WANT.
ZYD Y01M09D10

I finally caved in and I& #39;m allowing Seokjin to go save JK as long as he has his hunting buddies with him and he& #39;s well equipped.

He initially got this kevlar shit going on but I gave him a hard helmet instead.

NO ONE GETS TO EAT MY JINNIE& #39;S BRAIN!
ZYD Y01M09D13

Three days since hyung set off to no man& #39;s land. He& #39;s been sending me selfies everyday to show that he& #39;s alive and well.

Bae, sent this.

I TOLD HIM TO FUCKING WEAR HIS HELMET.
ZYD Y01M09D20

THAT IS NOT THE HELMET I GAVE YOU, JIN!

And fuck. Hoseok! Don& #39;t you dare indulge him!
ZYD Y1M09D23

Haven& #39;t heard from Jin today. ( ˙-˙ )
ZYD Y1M09D26

No word from Jin or any of the boys in the last three days. (´._.` )
ZYD Y1M09D30

FUCK IT. I& #39;M GOING.

AND DRAGGING THESE BITCHES ALONG.
ZYD Y1M10D2

I now regret getting these two soulmates with me. All this cold skinship.

I need my warm body.

Still no word from Jinnie. ( ・᷄-・᷅ )
ZYD Y1M10D5

Half-way to No Man& #39;s Land and Taehyung found a gun. What good will it be? I don& #39;t know. It& #39;s not like we& #39;re shooting fellow zombies or humans.

Seokjin, I hope you& #39;re okay.
ZYD Y1M10D10

I miss you, Seokjin.
ZYD Y1M10D12

Been in No Man& #39;s Land for the past few days and we still couldn& #39;t find Jin and the boys.

Our rations are going low and if we still don& #39;t find them, I& #39;m scared we& #39;ll turn feral.

I miss you, bae. Did you see the stars tonight?
ZYD Y1M10D14

Lots of hungry zombies here in No Man& #39;s Land.

We managed to get a morsel of a leftover human. I hope it& #39;s not one of the boys. (´._.` ) I don& #39;t want to eat my bae.
ZYD Y1M10D15

We& #39;ve been intermittent fasting for a while. It& #39;s driving Taehyung insane. Jimin and I think he& #39;s going feral.
ZYD Y1M10D16

Taehyung& #39;s going nuts. We managed to find some meat for him but it wasn& #39;t enough. The boy has a big appetite and hasn& #39;t learned to manage it like Jimin and I.
ZYD Y1M10D17

FOUND JUNGKOOK!

Apparently, Taehyung& #39;s feral state heightened his senses and he found the strongest human. Jungkook almost severed his head with a machete but he stopped because he& #39;s never seen a beautiful zombie so feral.

THIS IS GREAT BUT HAS HE SEEN JIN!?
ZYD Y1M10D18

We decided to team up with Jungkook who is a monster for a human. He has an idea where Jin and others could be. He overheard from some zombies that they saw some idiot wearing a yellow helmet near the mountains.

THANK GOD HE IS STILL WEARING HIS HELMET!
ZYD Y1M10D20

Jungkook seems to be a good kid but he& #39;s too energetic.

I can see why he& #39;s friend& #39;s with Jin.

My Jinnie needs a Kookie before my stiff body breaks.

Yes. I miss Seokjin. I am also horny stiff.
ZYD Y1M10D22

FOUND HOSEOK!
HE IS TAKING US TO JIN!
Arrived at their base and Jin& #39;s... unconscious.

Namjoon said he slipped on a rock while foraging. Thankfully he wore his helmet so he probably only got a concussion.

I felt his pulse. It& #39;s weak.
ZYD Y1M10D23

Jin hasn& #39;t woken up.

His pulse is getting weaker.

Namjoon and Hoseok are worried that the damage& #39;s probably bigger. We need to leave this place. The zombie population in the area& #39;s getting larger too. The boys are making preparations to carry Jin out.
There& #39;s another solution. But I need his permission.
ZYD Y1M10D24

The boys were out setting traps for our escape.

I stayed by Jin, just in case he wakes.

I felt his pulse from time to time. It& #39;s getting weaker.

Fight on, Jinnie. We& #39;ll get you out of here.
ZYD Y1M10D25

We were getting ready to get out when Jin suddenly moved his fingers when I felt his pulse.

BAE IS ALIVE! (๑•﹏•๑`)

But he& #39;s very weak. (´._.` )

The boys tell him about the plan and he thinks it& #39;s too dangerous to drag him out.

He proposed a solution.
I kissed Seokjin. (´._.` )
His mouth foamed. (´._.` )
I hope everything will be all right.
ZYD Y1M11D1

We& #39;re finally back at base.

Jimin and I had to find food for Taehyung who still needed to get used to eating ethically and sustainably.

The trip to No Man& #39;s Land inspired Namjoon a lot so he& #39;s been writing a lot. The boy& #39;s got rhymes. Spit it out, mate.
Hoseok managed to get some seeds from No Man& #39;s Land so he& #39;s been busy fixing the allotment. Look at what he grew.
Jungkook& #39;s also living in the base and it& #39;s been... for lack of a better word, wild?

Where does he get his energy?

Is he running on batteries?
And finally, Jin is dead.
We& #39;re both dead!
We& #39;ve never felt more alive!
He& #39;s been cooking our dead dishes. He& #39;s a really good cook!

Best eternal roommate!
And mom, in case you asked, his kisses taste sweet.
[END]

I hope you all enjoyed this!

Srsly, this was such a random thing but I didn& #39;t think it& #39;d go this far!

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