I can't wait for this zombie romance to happen.

Zombie!Yoongi diary no. 223: It's been more than half a year since I turned but I honestly felt my heart skip a beat when that hot zombie hunter passed by the park. I hope I don't pop a limb next time.

Z!Yoongi diary no. 237: Saw the hottie again! I got so excited my eye popped out. KEEP IT TOGETHER MIN YOONGI!

Z!Yoongi diary no.237a: UPDATE! HE PICKED UP MY EYE AND RETURNED IT TO ME! I WAS SO HAPPY HE NOTICED ME. I offered him an arm.

Z!Yoongi diary no. 258: Mom, I know you're dead but let me just say this to you, wherever you are. HE KEPT THE DAMN ARM AND USED IT TO GREET ME! I LOVE HIM, MOM! TELL ME HOW TO LOVE THE LIVING.

Z!Yoongi diary no. 366: It's been a year. Met the love of my life and we're kinda bffs nao. But I think he thinks I'm not undead. He just thinks I'm incredibly pale. HOW DO I TELL HIM!?!

ZYD no. 370: He really thinks I'm alive. It doesn't help that it's winter. He's been rubbing my hand to keep it warm. I'm afraid he'd crack my bones if he rubs it too much. P.S. MOM, HIS HANDS ARE SO SMOOTH.

ZYD no. 370a: OKAY. MY HAND DIDN'T BREAK. BUT LET'S JUST SAY THAT IF WE DO GET IT ON AND WE GOTTA DO THE DEED, will I get stiff? I mean... I'm already dead stiff so... I... mean... just asking for a friend.

ZYD no. 375: Since I've been out in the cold (finding brains) the LOML just asked me if I wanted to move in his hideout. ROOMMATES!!! And since I'm undead: ETERNAL ROOMATES!

ZYD no. 375a: To the LOML, Kim Seokjin. I will still love you even when you're dead. I'll protect you from all the zombies who want your brain. Please give me the honour of making you undead someday.

ZYD no. 375b: Okay, the thought of proposing to Jin made me pop my eye again. This man is lethal. MOM, I REALLY LOVE HIM.

ZYD no. 376: Maybe I should just call this year 1 something ( ´•ᴗ•ก) Ate my breakfast today and Seokjinnie caught me. He asked what I was eating and I shoved everything in my mouth and said it's just sloppy joes.

Joe's brain was really sloppy. ๛(๑ ｰ̀εｰ́ ๑) Sadly, this is the only one I could get in this area. Beggars can't be choosers but I'll always choose Seokjin. _(┐「ε:)_

ZYD Y1M2D12: So, Seokjin's a bit of a gourmand. He's been foraging a lot to get food and he's been curious how I get my proteins. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS CONVERSATION, BAE? LOOK INTO MY LIFELESS EYES, JINNIE!

Update: The reason he asked is he wants to cook for me. Jin-hyung. You're too good for me. Bury my dead body because you just killed me with love.

Wait. I'm already dead. (´･∀･`)

ZYD Y1M2D25: Jin brought a friend to our hideout. For the first time in my undead life, I wanted to eat someone's brain. how does one subtly eat the brains without your bae noticing? Are there straws for this? Can i stick a straw through namjoon's ear and sip his brain?

ZYD Y1M2D26: I tried the straw thing. I think I only got earwax. Namjoon is also quite dense for a smart guy. All this time he thought I was cleaning his ear.

I guess birds of the same feather flock together since Jin still thinks I'm alive ( ˉ ˡˍˉ )

ZYD Y1M3D9: If I kept my calendars at bay, I should be older today. I told this to Jin and bae panicked and said we should celebrate. So bae pulled out all the stops and cooked for me. Bae in apron was a gift. At that moment, I wished he didn't wear anything underneath.

I can tell Jinnie's a great cook. If I was alive, I'd finish his dishes. Sadly, I've got no taste for these things but I wonder... HOW WILL KIM SEOKJIN'S KISSES TASTE LIKE? (　˙꒫˙　)

ZYD Y1M3D14: Still thinking about how Seokjin's kisses will taste like.

ZYD Y1M3D31: WILL IT BE SWEET? CAN I TASTE SWEET?

ZYD Y1M4D10: So, I asked my undead buddy Jimin on what would it taste like if you kissed a human but did not eat them. This is the face he made.

Why can't all my bloody friends be as supportive as Jin. THE GUY HELD A ROTTING ARM FOR ME!

ZYD Y1M4D12: IS IT SO WRONG THAT I WANT TO KISS KIM SEOKJIN!?!

ZYD Y1M5D6: I think his lips would be salty, maybe a bit spicy. He's eating ramyun lately.

ZYD Y1M5D8: So Jimin said I'm being prude and that I should just do it for science. AM I A SCIENTIST, JIMIN!?! CAN'T YOU SEE I AM A ZOMBIE?

ZYD Y1M5D10: What if I steal a kiss while he sleeps. He's a deep sleeper, anyway.

ZYD Y1M5D11: Will a kiss make him undead? I do technically pass the virus to him.

ZYD Y1M5D12: OF COURSE I WAS THINKING OF KISSING HIM WITH TONGUE, PARK JIMIN! HOW CAN I NOT KISS THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN CHASTELY!?!

ZYD Y1M5D13: Thought twice about kissing Jin. The boy can't rap. Dealbreaker.

ZYD Y1M514: He's still bloody hot so... yeah... Sure. The kiss is still afoot. He's still the love of my undead life.

ZYD Y1M518:
Such luscious lips...

ZYD Y1M519: I want to bite those lips.

TAKING A BREAK HERE BECAUSE I AM SLEEPY. LOL THIS BLEW UP! I blame it all on zombie hunter Jin! Feel free to quote or RT as long as you don't break the thread I guess. But for now...

[Note] Wao. This really blew up! Thanks for all the likes and RT's! I guess a lot of people up for this zombie romance. I just farted this since my brain's goo from work. Anyway, I won't keep you hanging. Let's continue! Btw, block ZYD if you don't want updates!

ZYD Y1M5D20: I spent the entire evening watching him sleep. For the first time in my life, I realised that zombies can also be horny. WILL A KISS BE ENOUGH!?!

ZYD Y1M5D23: Jimin's on to me for not having the balls to kiss Seokjin. So he brought his human friend, Taehyung. Taehyung wants to be a zombie but he doesn't want to get an injury for it. Jimin should have just kissed him but he couldn't since they're SOULMATES.

WTH, JIMIN! YOU MOCK MY ETERNAL ROOMMATE BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN BITE YOUR SOULMATE!?!

Anyway, we agreed that I will kiss Taehyung for science. I hope Seokjin doesn't think I've got loose lips. ( ･᷄-･᷅ )

Nothing happened. (´･∀･`) Unless I count Taehyung's mouth foaming as 'something' ( ´•ᴗ•ก)

ZYD Y1M5D24:
Taehyung's now undead.

... I can never kiss Jinnie. (´._.` )

ZYD Y1M5D25:
Processing the hard scientific truth that Seokjin will become zombie if I give him a kiss.

He doesn't even know that I love him and yet here I playing with his life with a kiss.

ZYD Y1M6D1:

Pros for turning Jin into a zombie:
-He'd be a handsome zombie and he'll look eternally handsome even when he's deteriorating
- He'd really be my eternal roommate
- He'd cook my dead meals
- I can get all the kisses from him until our lips deteriorate.

ZYD Y1M6D2:

CONS IN TURNING JIN INTO A ZOMBIE
- His lips might deteriorate because I'd kiss him so much.
- He looks cool when he's killing zombies with his steel pipe. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A ZOMBIE HUNTER, OKAY.
- Does he even want to be my eternal roommate?

ZYD Y1M6D3:
Jin is sensing my sadness but I can't tell the reason why. So he decided to hold a rap party this weekend. I LOVE YOU JINNIE BUT FOR BIGGIE AND TU/PAC, PLEASE DON'T RAP!

ZYD Y1M6D9:
Great. Rap party. I am so excited. ( ๐_๐) Jin invited Namjoon over who brought his new partner, Hoseok. Hoseok's sharper than the two and he clings on to me and laughs at the smallest things. I CANNOT HAVE THIS MUCH LIFE BESIDE ME!

Jinnie thought this cypher party would be a blast. Let me share you his rap.

"YO. YES YES YO."

I KNOW. CAN I JUST DIE NOW!?!

Fuck. I'm already dead. ( ˉ ˡˍˉ )

HOLY CRAP! NAMJOON CAN RAP! Jin has a friend who can rap! The man's got slick rhymes and his bars are lit!

I don't understand anything of it though.

DANG! HOSEOK CAN RAP TOO! This cypher party is happening and I'm stoked!

WAIT! BAE- PLEASE DON'T PICK UP THE MIC! I CANNOT DEAL WITH ANOTHER-

"YO. YES YES YO."

_:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

WHY ARE THEY FRIENDS!?! You boys are too good to tolerate Seokjin's rap!

At this rate, I really have to make up for my bae! I GOT TO SPIT RHYMES FOR THE BOTH OF US!

I now have a rap crew.

Seokjin seemed happier that I looked happy rapping. I may be dead, but I've got rhymes, yo

... yes yes yo.

DAMMIT JINNIE! HOW CAN I UNHEAR THAT SHIT!?!

Seokjin's chuckling so much over the cypher party that by the time the boys left, he turned and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

LET THAT SINK IN.

I GOT A KISS!

ZYD Y1M6D10:
JINNIE GAVE ME A KISS ON MY CHEEKIES!

ZYD Y1M6D11:
JIN-HYUNG HAS THE SOFTEST LIPS AND IT KISSED MY COLD UNDEAD CHEEKS!

But is this love? ( ˙-˙ )

Does this mean he loves me and we'll be eternal roommates?

ZYD Y1M6D12:
I think it's proper that if I want to get more kisses, I should tell him that I'm undead.

ZYD Y1M6D23:
I'm so nervous to tell him that my eye keeps popping out when I want to tell him the truth. AND HE KEEPS ON CATCHING MY EYE FOR ME.

ZYD Y1M7D08:
He gave me another kiss to ease my nerves. (´._.` )

Don't make this difficult, Seokjin. I know you'd want to kill me after having lied to you for half a year. Or more.

ZYD Y1M7D09:

I hope he forgives me when I tell him the truth.

[NOTE] Finishing this up before the madness of tonight's concert continues. QT, RT as you wish. Use ZYD to block if you don't want to get updates. For now, let's reach this deadly conclusion!

ZYD Y1M07D10

So, before I told my truth, Seokjin told me his.

MOM, HE LOVES ME.

THIS PRECIOUS HUNTER IS MY BAE!! (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡

Of course I told Seokjin that I love him even when he's the death of me.

He said "Why?"

I said, "Because you're a zombie hunter and I'm a zombie."

He said, "I know but why should I kill YOU when you're already dead?"

MOM! HE IS PERFECT!

Apparently, Seokjin already knew I was a zombie even before he asked me to be his roommate. He's watched me ethically source my meals.

I guess asking dying people who wanted die paid off.

THANKS FOR RAISING ME WELL, MOM!

He said my eyepopping habit was a giveaway.

In fact, he said "It was love at the first eye I popped."

HARD SAME, BAE. I LOVED YOU THE MOMENT I KNEW YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE WAS OUT TO KILL THE LIKES OF ME.

So, we'll just figure things out from here.

I told him I'd kiss him but I'll pass the virus if I did.

He said there are many ways to show our love.

I DO NOT DESERVE THIS HUMAN.

ZYD Y01M07D15

So... we've been figuring out ways... to uhh... not pass the virus... (/ω＼)... FOR SCIENCE!

Results have been positive since Seokjin hasn't turned but-

JIN-HYUNG! GIVE MY STIFF BODY A BREAK!

ZYD Y1M08D23

Found out why Jinnie became a hunter.

He's out to find his bestie who he lost during D0. Namjoon and Hoseok's been helping him find Jungkook. Now I'm part of the hunt!

I asked for a picture and this is him.

Bae, your chaotic energy is infectious.

ZYD Y01M08D30

Namjoon caught a radio signal from No Man's Land about some brat swinging from vine to vine while killing zombies.

Jinnie thinks it's Jungkook. I told bae that it's a dangerous place since there's hardly any human settlement there.

He answered me with a wink.

I trust how strong and beautiful you are BUT IT'S THE OTHER ZOMBIES THAT I DON'T TRUST!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A WONDERFUL PIECE OF MEAT YOU ARE, JINNIE!?!

HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR PLUMP CHEEKIES, BAE!?!

ZYD Y01M09D03

Jin and I got into our first big argument since he's hell bent on going to No Man's Land to get Jungkook.

He also doesn't want me to come since I wouldn't be able to get that much humans for my meals.

YOU CANNOT STOP ME, KIM SEOKJIN! I DO WHAT I WANT.

ZYD Y01M09D10

I finally caved in and I'm allowing Seokjin to go save JK as long as he has his hunting buddies with him and he's well equipped.

He initially got this kevlar shit going on but I gave him a hard helmet instead.

NO ONE GETS TO EAT MY JINNIE'S BRAIN!

ZYD Y01M09D13

Three days since hyung set off to no man's land. He's been sending me selfies everyday to show that he's alive and well.

Bae, sent this.

I TOLD HIM TO FUCKING WEAR HIS HELMET.

ZYD Y01M09D20

THAT IS NOT THE HELMET I GAVE YOU, JIN!

And fuck. Hoseok! Don't you dare indulge him!

ZYD Y1M09D23

Haven't heard from Jin today. ( ˙-˙ )

ZYD Y1M09D26

No word from Jin or any of the boys in the last three days. (´._.` )

ZYD Y1M09D30

FUCK IT. I'M GOING.

AND DRAGGING THESE BITCHES ALONG.

ZYD Y1M10D2

I now regret getting these two soulmates with me. All this cold skinship.

I need my warm body.

Still no word from Jinnie. ( ･᷄-･᷅ )

ZYD Y1M10D5

Half-way to No Man's Land and Taehyung found a gun. What good will it be? I don't know. It's not like we're shooting fellow zombies or humans.

Seokjin, I hope you're okay.

ZYD Y1M10D10

I miss you, Seokjin.

ZYD Y1M10D12

Been in No Man's Land for the past few days and we still couldn't find Jin and the boys.

Our rations are going low and if we still don't find them, I'm scared we'll turn feral.

I miss you, bae. Did you see the stars tonight?

ZYD Y1M10D14

Lots of hungry zombies here in No Man's Land.

We managed to get a morsel of a leftover human. I hope it's not one of the boys. (´._.` ) I don't want to eat my bae.

ZYD Y1M10D15

We've been intermittent fasting for a while. It's driving Taehyung insane. Jimin and I think he's going feral.

ZYD Y1M10D16

Taehyung's going nuts. We managed to find some meat for him but it wasn't enough. The boy has a big appetite and hasn't learned to manage it like Jimin and I.

ZYD Y1M10D17

FOUND JUNGKOOK!

Apparently, Taehyung's feral state heightened his senses and he found the strongest human. Jungkook almost severed his head with a machete but he stopped because he's never seen a beautiful zombie so feral.

THIS IS GREAT BUT HAS HE SEEN JIN!?

ZYD Y1M10D18

We decided to team up with Jungkook who is a monster for a human. He has an idea where Jin and others could be. He overheard from some zombies that they saw some idiot wearing a yellow helmet near the mountains.

THANK GOD HE IS STILL WEARING HIS HELMET!

ZYD Y1M10D20

Jungkook seems to be a good kid but he's too energetic.

I can see why he's friend's with Jin.

My Jinnie needs a Kookie before my stiff body breaks.

Yes. I miss Seokjin. I am also horny stiff.

ZYD Y1M10D22

FOUND HOSEOK!
HE IS TAKING US TO JIN!

Arrived at their base and Jin's... unconscious.

Namjoon said he slipped on a rock while foraging. Thankfully he wore his helmet so he probably only got a concussion.

I felt his pulse. It's weak.

ZYD Y1M10D23

Jin hasn't woken up.

His pulse is getting weaker.

Namjoon and Hoseok are worried that the damage's probably bigger. We need to leave this place. The zombie population in the area's getting larger too. The boys are making preparations to carry Jin out.

There's another solution. But I need his permission.

ZYD Y1M10D24

The boys were out setting traps for our escape.

I stayed by Jin, just in case he wakes.

I felt his pulse from time to time. It's getting weaker.

Fight on, Jinnie. We'll get you out of here.

ZYD Y1M10D25

We were getting ready to get out when Jin suddenly moved his fingers when I felt his pulse.

BAE IS ALIVE! (๑•﹏•๑｀)

But he's very weak. (´._.` )

The boys tell him about the plan and he thinks it's too dangerous to drag him out.

He proposed a solution.

I kissed Seokjin. (´._.` )

His mouth foamed. (´._.` )

I hope everything will be all right.

ZYD Y1M11D1

We're finally back at base.

Jimin and I had to find food for Taehyung who still needed to get used to eating ethically and sustainably.

The trip to No Man's Land inspired Namjoon a lot so he's been writing a lot. The boy's got rhymes. Spit it out, mate.

Hoseok managed to get some seeds from No Man's Land so he's been busy fixing the allotment. Look at what he grew.

Jungkook's also living in the base and it's been... for lack of a better word, wild?

Where does he get his energy?

Is he running on batteries?

And finally, Jin is dead.

We're both dead!

We've never felt more alive!

He's been cooking our dead dishes. He's a really good cook!

Best eternal roommate!

And mom, in case you asked, his kisses taste sweet.

[END]

I hope you all enjoyed this!

Srsly, this was such a random thing but I didn't think it'd go this far!

Thank you for reading this far!