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Skk YouTuber AU
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Dazai Osamu makes a video on parkour after discovering the genre, but when he singles out a YouTuber named Chuuya Nakahara, he accidentally starts a war.
Skk YouTuber AU
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Dazai Osamu makes a video on parkour after discovering the genre, but when he singles out a YouTuber named Chuuya Nakahara, he accidentally starts a war.

A Commentary YouTube channel who livestreams himself playing video games. He uploads probably twice a month but livestreams at least twice or three times a week.
3 million subscribers on YouTube. Yeah, he doesn't know how it happened either.














The Human and Talent Agency is a Network that helps YouTubers get better deals, sponsorships and brand deals.


A Parkour YouTuber who's motto is that gravity doesn't have shit on his skills. He manages his anger through parkour. Uploads three times a week.
1.5 million subscribers on YouTube. Yes, it's because he's pretty and his relatable wine livestreams.









YouTube Star Management ( YTSM ) is another YouTuber network that protects it's clients.







They are a close ( exclusive ) friend group that sometimes films behind the scenes together.






The Great Gatsby Organization arranges for smaller/unproblematic YouTuber's to get better protection.

JUST TO PREFACE:
I have already written MOST of this. I started this in June on my private, and decided I wouldn't post anything to my personal until I was nearly done with it.
I apologize for any typos in advance or mistakes, I did focus on the dates and time stamps, but I -
I have already written MOST of this. I started this in June on my private, and decided I wouldn't post anything to my personal until I was nearly done with it.
I apologize for any typos in advance or mistakes, I did focus on the dates and time stamps, but I -
- am aware the liking/retweeting ratio is consistently off, and that the Twitter replies are also off as far as how long ago they were left. Some things, I just couldn't be fucked about.
This is my first SKK AU, so- be nice to me or I will ACTUALLY cry.

This is my first SKK AU, so- be nice to me or I will ACTUALLY cry.



HEY GUYS I KNOW THIS IS BARELY ANYTHING BUT IM POSTING IT
I'm gonna learn how to make private texts and then ACTUALLY make a string stuff for a proper ' update '
Also Kunikida-Kun is about to get random ladies in his mentions and he will kill Dazai
I'm gonna learn how to make private texts and then ACTUALLY make a string stuff for a proper ' update '
Also Kunikida-Kun is about to get random ladies in his mentions and he will kill Dazai
Chuuya's entire friend group just wants him to suffer except Tachihara bc he does the same dumb shit
Here we are in the ' FAM SISTER SQUAD GROUP '
What could the video be about ?


Some definitelynotcute ginger
What could the video be about ?



Some definitelynotcute ginger
Meanwhile in the ' FUCK SCOTT FITZGERALD ' group bc he demonitizes all of their shit group
Aku is in gay panic mode and Higuchi is oblivious to Gin flirting with her but everyone else sees it
Aku is in gay panic mode and Higuchi is oblivious to Gin flirting with her but everyone else sees it
Akutagawa is a fan ? Maybe that'll come in handy later
Chuuya would NEVER watch that pretty boy
Ever
ever . . .
Chuuya would NEVER watch that pretty boy
Ever
ever . . .
BRIEF NOTES :
If you want to quote tweet this you can !!! Just don't reply under it please. 
Small warning: There are mentions of Fyozai and Chuuya x Mark ( whatever that ship name would be ) B U T !!! It is only for story purposes and acknowledges it's toxicity.






CONCERNED FATHER AND ANNOYED MOTHER OVER HERE
THEY JUST WANT TO SEE THEIR SON SUCCEED BUT IT'S HARD WHEN THEIR SON IS A: PRICK
THEY JUST WANT TO SEE THEIR SON SUCCEED BUT IT'S HARD WHEN THEIR SON IS A: PRICK
Here's what everyone is thinking on the issue
Chuuya isn't having anyone's fucking shit today
Also Gogol typo
* everybody
Chuuya isn't having anyone's fucking shit today
Also Gogol typo
* everybody
SKK COULD N E V E R
( ACTUALLY THEY COULD BUT NOT YET THEY'RE BAD AT COMMUNICATING )
But yeah they are exposing their actual friends and make a mutual agreement to use each other for views if things go wrong
Goals
Atsushi typo btw uhh
* watch Chuuya
( ACTUALLY THEY COULD BUT NOT YET THEY'RE BAD AT COMMUNICATING )
But yeah they are exposing their actual friends and make a mutual agreement to use each other for views if things go wrong
Goals
Atsushi typo btw uhh
* watch Chuuya
BIIIIITTCH
DIIIICCCKK
GET THAT DICK
GET THAT DICK BIIIIITCH
GET THAT DICC AND G O
L I T
Yes Dazai inserts that in his videos too and thinks it's comedy
DIIIICCCKK
GET THAT DICK
GET THAT DICK BIIIIITCH
GET THAT DICC AND G O
L I T
Yes Dazai inserts that in his videos too and thinks it's comedy
Remember
Dazai is livestreaming right now
And he is absolutely gonna watch this Snapchat on livestream
Dazai is livestreaming right now
And he is absolutely gonna watch this Snapchat on livestream
Dazai can't flirt like a normal human being instead he'll make a whole ass video on you and possibly maybe accidentally start an entire YouTube drama over it
Surely Dazai wouldn't just terrorize people ? Right ? Is everything he does a Facade ?
Also featuring Higuchi OBLIVIOUS to Gin bc she's dumb
Also featuring Higuchi OBLIVIOUS to Gin bc she's dumb
YOU FUCKING TELL HIM DAZAI
TELL THAT MARK BITCH TO SHUT HIS DUMBASS UP
Also Ranpo it seems you have a ' fan '
TELL THAT MARK BITCH TO SHUT HIS DUMBASS UP
Also Ranpo it seems you have a ' fan '
OKAY SO IT'S TUESDAY NOW AND THE DAY IS STARTING OFF GOOD 


SSKK AND OUR FAVOURITE LESBIANS ARE WINNING IN LIFE
WHILECHUUYANDDAZAISUFFER



SSKK AND OUR FAVOURITE LESBIANS ARE WINNING IN LIFE
WHILECHUUYANDDAZAISUFFER
Gotta spread the word so we can have a whole gang pull up at the club on Thursday night
But Yosano's friends too ?
But Yosano's friends too ?
Unexpectedly we have returned and
Chuuya is feeling some type of way about that tall, handsome, protective brunette who literally punched a guy in the face for him- he was so sternly angry and so not afraid and FUCK FUCK FUCK GUYS HE'S NOT OKAY
Chuuya is feeling some type of way about that tall, handsome, protective brunette who literally punched a guy in the face for him- he was so sternly angry and so not afraid and FUCK FUCK FUCK GUYS HE'S NOT OKAY
DAZAI
IT'S NO FUN IF YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT
( YES IM A NERD AND JUST DIRECTLY QUOTED CANON CHUUYA )
IT'S NO FUN IF YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT
( YES IM A NERD AND JUST DIRECTLY QUOTED CANON CHUUYA )
about an hour later after viewing his 45 minute video
dazai : (
that's really sad and you're just playing it off you poor baby
dazai : (
that's really sad and you're just playing it off you poor baby
OH SO THEY'VE BEEN TALKING TALKING HUH
Also I'm
Aware
Short Kings Anthem was not a song at this point . . .
BUT IM NOT CHANGING IT NOW ALSNOABS
Also I'm
Aware
Short Kings Anthem was not a song at this point . . .
BUT IM NOT CHANGING IT NOW ALSNOABS
This is for the lions living in the wiry broke down frame of my friends bodies
When the flood water comes it ain't gonna be clear it's gonna look like mud
But I will you help you swim
I will help you swim
I'm gonna help you swim
When the flood water comes it ain't gonna be clear it's gonna look like mud
But I will you help you swim
I will help you swim
I'm gonna help you swim
Soooo we gonna skim over the fact we acknoweldged Chuuya is the top ?
I mean aight
ThaTS IT FOR NOW
WHITE DAY IS NEXT

I mean aight
ThaTS IT FOR NOW
WHITE DAY IS NEXT



HOLD THE BREAKS FOR A MOMENT ! I must thank my friends for this beautiful idea to make Hirotsu a cooking channel ! I can't remember who it was- I believe it was Hera 
But this is where he comes in
Spoiler he gets kind of shippy with Fukuzawa but hey it's cute : )

But this is where he comes in

Spoiler he gets kind of shippy with Fukuzawa but hey it's cute : )
A warning !
In this update, especially at the end, Chuuya goes into detail about Mark. I felt the need to give this a small NSFW warning because of that reason, not because I wrote smut or something.
PFT, I'D NEVER DO THAT, I'M AN INNOCENT GIRL.
In this update, especially at the end, Chuuya goes into detail about Mark. I felt the need to give this a small NSFW warning because of that reason, not because I wrote smut or something.
PFT, I'D NEVER DO THAT, I'M AN INNOCENT GIRL.

OKAY SO
ITS TECHNICALLY THE NEXT DAY
BUT IT'S MIDNIGHT EXACTLY
AND CHUUYA IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BC DAZAI FELL ASLEEP LISTENING TO THE MIXTAPE HE GAVE HIM
ITS TECHNICALLY THE NEXT DAY
BUT IT'S MIDNIGHT EXACTLY
AND CHUUYA IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BC DAZAI FELL ASLEEP LISTENING TO THE MIXTAPE HE GAVE HIM
I'M SO IN LOVE WITH DAZAI IT LITERALLY HURTS ?! I SAW HIM SLEEPING LISTENING TO THE DVD I GAME HIM ?!
Also idk if that person dazaiswhore is a real @ and if it is I am so sorry that is jUST A RANDOM @ I THOUGHT OF FOR A MADE UP TWEET
Also idk if that person dazaiswhore is a real @ and if it is I am so sorry that is jUST A RANDOM @ I THOUGHT OF FOR A MADE UP TWEET
OKAY SO NOW IT'S MORNING TIME
Also Dazai is straight up just flirting with him but ' they're just friends ' like okay
Also Dazai is straight up just flirting with him but ' they're just friends ' like okay
Dazai hates seeing Chuuya upset and he's just making Chuuya fall for him more and help they're so fucking cute
WE 
ARE
BACK
GAMERS
So this is probably a short update but that's bc I needed to end this day and it's only a ' follow up ' if you will
There's only two more updates after this so saddle up

ARE

BACK

GAMERS

So this is probably a short update but that's bc I needed to end this day and it's only a ' follow up ' if you will
There's only two more updates after this so saddle up
SHUT UP RANPO
But Dazai is so : (
He's so worried bc he knows he's depressed and stuff and he just
Wants Chuuya to love HiM
But Dazai is so : (
He's so worried bc he knows he's depressed and stuff and he just
Wants Chuuya to love HiM
FITZGERALD SO MANY YOUTUBERS ARE FINNA HAVE A W O R D WITH YOU
* ALSO IN FUKU'S TWEETS I MEANT TOKYO NOT YOKOHAMA
* ALSO IN FUKU'S TWEETS I MEANT TOKYO NOT YOKOHAMA
ANd already
That's it
Ending on a light hearted note because
Ahahah
I'm gonna fucking KILL y'all with how the next update ends
ALSO
* THAT'S QUITE THE SPECTRUM, CHUUYA
Also
* Jeff Goldblum
I'm an idiot
That's it

Ending on a light hearted note because
Ahahah
I'm gonna fucking KILL y'all with how the next update ends
ALSO
* THAT'S QUITE THE SPECTRUM, CHUUYA
Also
* Jeff Goldblum
I'm an idiot
When the floodwater comes, it ain’t gonna be clear, it’s gonna look like mud.
But I will help you swim, I will help you swim, I’m gonna help you swim.
But I will help you swim, I will help you swim, I’m gonna help you swim.
This is for the snakes and the people they bite.
For the friends I’ve made, for the sleepless nights.
For the friends I’ve made, for the sleepless nights.
It’s no big surprise you turned out this way.
When they closed their eyes and prayed you would change.
When they closed their eyes and prayed you would change.
Twin Sized Mattress - The Front Bottoms
The End ♡
The End ♡