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Skk YouTuber AU

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Dazai Osamu makes a video on parkour after discovering the genre, but when he singles out a YouTuber named Chuuya Nakahara, he accidentally starts a war.

Dazai Osamu:

A Commentary YouTube channel who livestreams himself playing video games. He uploads probably twice a month but livestreams at least twice or three times a week.

3 million subscribers on YouTube. Yeah, he doesn't know how it happened either.

Dazai Osamu's friend group

Atsushi is a vlogger of the friend group.

Ranpo solves UNSOLVED mysteries.

Kunikida helps Ranpo solve mysteries as well, although Ranpo tells him to shut up a lot.

Yosano is Doctor Pimple Popper but better and insults her patients.

Junichiro is 1/2 of the ' Travel Channel ' ( try to sue them actual Travel Channel, theyll win ).

Naomi is the other 1/2. They vlog their travels together for their abroad studies.

Kenji makes videos about crafts, slime and makeshift bird feeders.

Kyouka helps him.

Odasaku is somebody who actually reviews games seriously. Honestly, Oda is like a father figure to Dazai ( but his bio is dissing Dazai ).

Ango does serious tech reviews, and yes his bio is also dissing Dazai because people only ask about him- but he also cares for him.

Dazai and his friend's group network

The Human and Talent Agency is a Network that helps YouTubers get better deals, sponsorships and brand deals.

Fukuzawa Yukichi is the CEO of the HTA, and also sometimes films his cats.

Chuuya Nakahara

A Parkour YouTuber who's motto is that gravity doesn't have shit on his skills. He manages his anger through parkour. Uploads three times a week.

1.5 million subscribers on YouTube. Yes, it's because he's pretty and his relatable wine livestreams.

Chuuya Nakahara's friend group

Aku is a fashion review channel that dives into dark fashion.

Gin ( Aku's sister ) is also a fashion reviewer of the women's aspect of it.

Higuchi likes to make coffee drinks while wearing shades.

Tachihara is also parkour.

Kajii is a scientist who does all kinds of experiments, and if things don't work the way he wants- he blows it up.

Chuuya and his friend's group network

YouTube Star Management ( YTSM ) is another YouTuber network that protects it's clients.

Mori is a retired Doctor and the CEO of YTSM.

Kouyou is a co-owner of YTSM and also has a beauty channel.

Other important YouTubers

Fyodor is a YouTuber who makes food and courses for his pet rats.

Sigma is the editor of Fyodor's videos.

Gogol is the cameraman for Fyodor.

They are a close ( exclusive ) friend group that sometimes films behind the scenes together.

Nathaniel is a pastor who tries to spread the word of God, but also likes to have tea and review books.

Margaret reviews books with Nathaniel, and it is theorized theyre together.

Lucy is a commentary channel who is Atsushi's best friend.

Poe also solves mysteries.

Mark is a Parkour YouTuber, who is Chuuya's main competitor and disliked by most of the community.

The main network the other YouTuber's go through AND the CEO of YouTube

The Great Gatsby Organization arranges for smaller/unproblematic YouTuber's to get better protection.

Fitzgerald is the YouTube CEO who probably only cares about money.

JUST TO PREFACE:

I have already written MOST of this. I started this in June on my private, and decided I wouldn't post anything to my personal until I was nearly done with it.

I apologize for any typos in advance or mistakes, I did focus on the dates and time stamps, but I -

- am aware the liking/retweeting ratio is consistently off, and that the Twitter replies are also off as far as how long ago they were left. Some things, I just couldn't be fucked about.

This is my first SKK AU, so- be nice to me or I will ACTUALLY cry.

HEY GUYS I KNOW THIS IS BARELY ANYTHING BUT IM POSTING IT

I'm gonna learn how to make private texts and then ACTUALLY make a string stuff for a proper ' update '

Also Kunikida-Kun is about to get random ladies in his mentions and he will kill Dazai

Chuuya's entire friend group just wants him to suffer except Tachihara bc he does the same dumb shit

Here we are in the ' FAM SISTER SQUAD GROUP '
What could the video be about ?

Some definitelynotcute ginger

Meanwhile in the ' FUCK SCOTT FITZGERALD ' group bc he demonitizes all of their shit group

Aku is in gay panic mode and Higuchi is oblivious to Gin flirting with her but everyone else sees it

Oh and here is Dazai and Chuuya's contacts

Livestreaming leaves a lot of room for making mistakes

WHAT HAPPENED GUYS

Wait isn't this an skk AU

ATSUSHI EMBARRASSING HIMSELF TO DAZAI'S THREE MILLION FOLLOWERS ? MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

Akutagawa is a fan ? Maybe that'll come in handy later

Chuuya would NEVER watch that pretty boy
Ever

ever . . .

Ranpo ? What's so wrong about what Dazai is doing ???

Dazai . . . what are you trying to gain ?

It's upload day and . . .

oh . . .

oh no

Chuuya is not happy

Important/stupid shit he said in his video

Why DO Parkour people have rights

BRIEF NOTES :

If you want to quote tweet this you can !!! Just don't reply under it please.

Small warning: There are mentions of Fyozai and Chuuya x Mark ( whatever that ship name would be ) B U T !!! It is only for story purposes and acknowledges it's toxicity.

Also, Fyodor would canonly be this way so it makes sense for his toxic behavior. I am AWARE Mark would probably not be like this in BSD . . . BUT IDC IT'S FOR STORY.

The mentions don't happen for a while though, just wanted to mention it now !

HERE WE ARE CONTINUING JANUARY 25TH

Poor Atsushi is so confused all the time

CONCERNED FATHER AND ANNOYED MOTHER OVER HERE

THEY JUST WANT TO SEE THEIR SON SUCCEED BUT IT'S HARD WHEN THEIR SON IS A: PRICK

CHUUYA AND TACHIHARA ARE JUST
THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER
WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST LIKE

yall good

Here's what everyone is thinking on the issue

Chuuya isn't having anyone's fucking shit today

Also Gogol typo
* everybody

OOOHHH
IM SCARRRREEEDD

IMMA WHOOP THAT AAAASSSSSSSS

Atsushi has balls and

Dazai is still mad about what happened with Fyodor

Akutagawa is having ANOTHER gay panic

They mock Dazai

Then they mock Kajii

SKK COULD N E V E R

( ACTUALLY THEY COULD BUT NOT YET THEY'RE BAD AT COMMUNICATING )

But yeah they are exposing their actual friends and make a mutual agreement to use each other for views if things go wrong

Goals

Atsushi typo btw uhh
* watch Chuuya

BIIIIITTCH

DIIIICCCKK

GET THAT DICK

GET THAT DICK BIIIIITCH

GET THAT DICC AND G O

L I T

Yes Dazai inserts that in his videos too and thinks it's comedy

Remember

Dazai is livestreaming right now
And he is absolutely gonna watch this Snapchat on livestream

WE ALMOST LOST A FAMILY MEMBER ( CHUUYA'S HAT ) AND HE IS NOT OKAY

Dazai can't flirt like a normal human being instead he'll make a whole ass video on you and possibly maybe accidentally start an entire YouTube drama over it

WE'RE BACK WITH THE NEXT DAY ANNNDD

Dazai is being such a little shit but Chuuya believed him

We LOVE having supportive friends and not faKEYS

AND I OOP-

Yeah uh
Dazai- wtf ???

Also is that all Fyodor really wanted ?

Surely Dazai wouldn't just terrorize people ? Right ? Is everything he does a Facade ?

Also featuring Higuchi OBLIVIOUS to Gin bc she's dumb

Sorry, this man's only criminal charge should be stupidity

Also Ranpo- are you talking to someone ?

ANGO IS THE R E A L EXPOSER YOUTUBER HERE

Seems Dazai doesn't like to be read

YOU FUCKING TELL HIM DAZAI

TELL THAT MARK BITCH TO SHUT HIS DUMBASS UP

Also Ranpo it seems you have a ' fan '

UM
IT SEEMS THE LESBIANS ARE WINNING NOW OVER SSKK EVEN WOW

WE LOVE GETTING RIGHT TO THE POINT

OKAY SO IT'S TUESDAY NOW AND THE DAY IS STARTING OFF GOOD

SSKK AND OUR FAVOURITE LESBIANS ARE WINNING IN LIFE

WHILECHUUYANDDAZAISUFFER

Seems they gotta get wasted before they fucking wASTE DAZAI

Gotta spread the word so we can have a whole gang pull up at the club on Thursday night

But Yosano's friends too ?

hold up . . .

Now wait a mINUTE

FUCK

AND THAT'S THE FIRST HALF OF THAT DAY FOLKS

Annnnd here we are with the rest of January 29th

Look at Aku and Atsu getting along so well already

WE FINALLY GET THE LEGENDARY TWEET BY ANGO

AND DAZAI STOLE A NOAH CENTINEO POST

Mannnnn maybe this should be an sskk AU

Uh oh
Why did somebody let Dazai in on this

CHUUYA HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU DINGUS

The cursed photos have begun

GUYS IT'S THURSDAY

WHAT'S FINNA HAPPEN

Also Gin I'm so sorry

MY FOOD ? MY GOOD FUCKING FOOD ???

Atsushi is destroyed we ruined him and Dazai quoted Logan Paul

Things are burning down

CHUUYA NAKAHARA HAS BEEN E X P 0 S E D

Dazai

Chuuya

Akutagawa

Atsushi

Ranpo

Poe

Kunikida

Kajii

Gin

Higuchi

Kouyou

Yosano

Watch out

Ango will ruin us all

Chuuya is messaging Tachihara and he's super nervous

He's gay panicking

Dazai has to message his parents bc he doesnt wanna be social but

um

uh oh---

Dazai what's happening ?

SORRY ODASAKU

Annnd this is it

Seems someone leaked what happened

Unexpectedly we have returned and

Chuuya is feeling some type of way about that tall, handsome, protective brunette who literally punched a guy in the face for him- he was so sternly angry and so not afraid and FUCK FUCK FUCK GUYS HE'S NOT OKAY

Ango literally doesn't care Dazai just got one punched

He was nice for .6 second

Dazai is a tumor and these two probably get along better than they should

Wait what happened ? What ???

Hello ???

Oh- ohhhhhhhh shit

DAZAI

IT'S NO FUN IF YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT

( YES IM A NERD AND JUST DIRECTLY QUOTED CANON CHUUYA )

oh . . . yeah okay

about an hour later after viewing his 45 minute video

dazai : (

that's really sad and you're just playing it off you poor baby

CHUUYA PLS REMEMBER HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE GETTING PUNCHED TO PROTECT YOU

A CONFESSION ??? IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SHIT STORM ???

UGH SHUT UP AND LISTEN

Holy fuck Dazai actually snapped @ Fyodor

even Atsushi has had enough and he's supposed to be the good boy

DAZAI REALLY ISN'T HAVE A N Y

um is something going on

ALSO SSKK BEING SOFT BC I KNOW YOU NEEDED IT

SO THATS WHATS GOING ON

And it seems they've been talking for the past week huh

OH SO THEY'VE BEEN TALKING TALKING HUH

Also I'm
Aware
Short Kings Anthem was not a song at this point . . .
BUT IM NOT CHANGING IT NOW ALSNOABS

THIS IS IT AND ILL END IT ON SOME HOT TEA FOR YOU

FYODOR AND MARK ARE ACTUALLY THEIR WHATS ????????

We're back

Chuuya breathes and Dazai calls him short

bouta head out

HE LITERALLY

LITERALLY

HID IN THE TUB

btw I drew this with my finger in my notes

I am not an artist and I cried laughing drawing this

Ango literally has zero chill

Zero

That's

Dazai that is flirting wtf

DAZAI WENT O F F DO NOT MESS WITH HIS NEW ( CUTE ) BEST FRIEND OR HE'LL ROAST YOU

Wait . . . just friends ?

This is for the lions living in the wiry broke down frame of my friends bodies
When the flood water comes it ain't gonna be clear it's gonna look like mud

But I will you help you swim
I will help you swim

I'm gonna help you swim

GOOD FRIENDS MHM YES

It was a really

Really good day

FYODOR IS A RAT BUT HE SHALL NOT TOLERATE SUCH NSFW

And we desperately need SSKK collab

oh lord

Highlights from Dazai's videos:

It seems Dazai wanted the adorable bathtub footage for himself

Highlights from Chuuya's videos:

DAZAI YOU HAVE COME SO FAR IT'S OKAY

Finally
I am back

Tachihara is trying to expose Chuuya

SOOOOO
WHAT DO YOU THINK

Also dog reference anyone ?

SOMEONE WAS CAUGHT NERVOUSLY TYPING

GAY PANIC

Dazai really is going in on Chuuya
Trying to expose him too

Y'all ever be gay but then act not gay bc you're not gay ahah- unless ?

Guys this is SO tragic
The cute little gay family is breaking apart

Dazai will be fine don't worry about him

AGAIN TRYING TO EXPOSE CHUUYA LIKE
DAMN WTF

Um
Sskk are having a date did no one notice like wtf

Also only Chuuya has sense

Wait
They're going to Chuuya's place instead
Annnnnd
They're gonna sleep in the same bed

They have people shipping them together help

Award winning tweet

DID WE GET A CONFESSION BOYS

Dazai is a respectful king

We also realized Chuuya is subtly SMOOTH

Also excuse all my typos

Soooo we gonna skim over the fact we acknoweldged Chuuya is the top ?

I mean aight

ThaTS IT FOR NOW

WHITE DAY IS NEXT

Hey guys it's fucking White Day buckle the fuck up

Today is a special day

Kunikida never gets to know anything : (

Gay

Chuuya ? Hello ???

Chuuya ?

We only like guys we can verbally- assault ???

DAMMIT KOUYOU STOP BEING RIGHT

Dazai
Please
Stop

It's too easy for you

THE BIG BOSSES S P E A K

EAGER TO SEE HIM, HUH ?

No sarcastic Ango today can we get an F in the chat for me boys

. . .

. . .

oh dear

Dazai went off

Dazai is genuine with Chuuya

' like detectives '

Mark ruins everything

Dumb asshole

Chuuya is in love

Who knows- maybe Dazai is in love too

It's too speciaL

What if he doesn't want anyone else ?

HOLD THE BREAKS FOR A MOMENT ! I must thank my friends for this beautiful idea to make Hirotsu a cooking channel ! I can't remember who it was- I believe it was Hera
But this is where he comes in

Spoiler he gets kind of shippy with Fukuzawa but hey it's cute : )

A warning !

In this update, especially at the end, Chuuya goes into detail about Mark. I felt the need to give this a small NSFW warning because of that reason, not because I wrote smut or something.

PFT, I'D NEVER DO THAT, I'M AN INNOCENT GIRL.

OKAY SO
ITS TECHNICALLY THE NEXT DAY
BUT IT'S MIDNIGHT EXACTLY

AND CHUUYA IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BC DAZAI FELL ASLEEP LISTENING TO THE MIXTAPE HE GAVE HIM

Chuuya is so happy he has to spam Dazai

Just so yall know

That photo is finna be his lockscreen when they stop pretending they ain't gay

I'M SO IN LOVE WITH DAZAI IT LITERALLY HURTS ?! I SAW HIM SLEEPING LISTENING TO THE DVD I GAME HIM ?!

Also idk if that person dazaiswhore is a real @ and if it is I am so sorry that is jUST A RANDOM @ I THOUGHT OF FOR A MADE UP TWEET

Chuuya is

really upset him and Dazai didn't get to smooch

OKAY SO NOW IT'S MORNING TIME

Also Dazai is straight up just flirting with him but ' they're just friends ' like okay

Chuuya and Dazai were having a good time

Then Mark had to show his ugly ass face

Seems Chuuya's finally had enough

Dazai hates seeing Chuuya upset and he's just making Chuuya fall for him more and help they're so fucking cute

DAZAI IS IN LOVE WITH HIM TOO : (

It's terrifying

But Chuuya is worth it

Good news . . . ?

DAZAI REALLY GONNA HAVE SOMETHING REAL

UH OH SPAGHETTIO DAZAI WHAT ARE YA DOING

What questions can you possibly have . . .

Chuuya can't have headphones speaking on the phone bc Dazai's voice makes him to weak in his knees

Dazai really did THAT huh

The gays are fucking winning rn even if things are tense

Things Chuuya said in his video exposing Mark:

And for Chuuya's next trick

He'll make Mark's career
Disappear

WE
ARE
BACK
GAMERS

So this is probably a short update but that's bc I needed to end this day and it's only a ' follow up ' if you will

There's only two more updates after this so saddle up

Chuuya you MURDERER

DID I INCLUDE TACHIHARA AND JUNICHIRO INTERACTIONS JUST FOR MIKA AND NAGI

YES

ChUUYA PLEASE JUST TELL HIM IT'S ALL WE WANT

SHUT UP RANPO

But Dazai is so : (
He's so worried bc he knows he's depressed and stuff and he just
Wants Chuuya to love HiM

CHUUYA
YOU CANNOT
DO THIS OVER TEXT
YOU JUST CAN'T

They're in love your honor

SOUL MATES

UWU ?

how can you not know who ayatsuji and tsujimura is ?

UNCULTURED HOE

FITZGERALD SO MANY YOUTUBERS ARE FINNA HAVE A W O R D WITH YOU

* ALSO IN FUKU'S TWEETS I MEANT TOKYO NOT YOKOHAMA

ANd already
That's it

Ending on a light hearted note because

Ahahah

I'm gonna fucking KILL y'all with how the next update ends

ALSO
* THAT'S QUITE THE SPECTRUM, CHUUYA
Also
* Jeff Goldblum
I'm an idiot

This is for the lions living in the wiry broke down frames of my friends’ bodies.

When the floodwater comes, it ain’t gonna be clear, it’s gonna look like mud.
But I will help you swim, I will help you swim, I’m gonna help you swim.

This is for the snakes and the people they bite.
For the friends I’ve made, for the sleepless nights.

For the warning signs I’ve completely ignored.
There’s an amount to take, reasons to take more.

It’s no big surprise you turned out this way.
When they closed their eyes and prayed you would change.

And they cut your hair, and sent you away.
You stopped by my house the night you escaped.

With tears in my eyes, I begged you to stay.
You said ' Hey man, I love you, but no fucking way ' !

I’m sure that we could find something for you to do on stage.

Maybe shake a tambourine, or when I sing, you sing harmonies.

This is for the lake that me and my friends swim in.
Naked and dumb on a drunken night.

And it should've felt good, but I could hear the Jaws theme song.
On repeat in the back of my mind.

Make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face.
There are lessons to be learned.

Consequences for all the stupid things I say.
And it is no big surprise you turned out this way.

The spark in your eyes, the look on your face, I will not be brave.

I’m sure we could find something for you to do on stage.

Maybe shake a tambourine, or when I sing, you sing harmonies.

I wanna contribute to the chaos.

I don’t wanna watch and then complain.

‘Cause I am through finding blame.

That is a decision that I have made.

She hopes I’m cursed forever.

To sleep on a twin size mattress.

In somebody’s attic or basement my whole life.

Never graduating up in size to add another.

And my nightmares will have nightmares every night.

Oh, every night, every night.

Twin Sized Mattress - The Front Bottoms

The End ♡

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