I will pe posting
#OneLiners
BY
#SidharthShukla daily

He is so witty,cool,funny,sarcastic hilarious yet sensible


#Dey:6 log tumse baat nahin karte ghar main

#ShuklaJi:Mujhe koi farak nahin padta
MERI DUNIYA YE 6 LOG NAHIN HAIN
MERI DUNIYA BAHAR HAI

#biggboss13
#bb13

#OneLiners
By
#SiddharthShukla

After talking to Rashami about trying to play peacefully

#SidharthShukla to Asim :
Moral of the story ye hai

"Agar diwar pe sir patkoge
To chot tumhe lagegi"


#biggboss13
#bb13
#biggboss

As promised
#OneLiners
BY
#SidharthShukla
1.
#Dey:Achcha ye lo(throws mud back)

#ShuklaJi: ABEY MACHCHAR

#Dey : speechless
2.
#Paras : Game ko SUPPORTINGLY Khelo
#ShuklaJi : Kya kaha Supportingly?
Jaa pehle english seekh ke aa.Phir baat karna
#biggboss13
#bb13
#biggboss

#Oneliners
by
#SiddharthShukla

Mahira: Hum badtameez hain Hum bahar chalte hain

#SidharthShukla : Thankyou
arey KHUD KO PEHCHAAN liya usne
Badi baat
Bahut badi baat



#biggboss13
#bb13

#Oneliners
By
#SiddharthShukla

"Aaye to aaye
Warna GoodBye"



#BiggBoss13
#bb13
#SidShuklaWinningHearts

#Oneliners
By
#SiddharthShukla

#ShenaazGill : Main losers ko haath bhi nahin lagati

#Sid : Mere to gale lag gayi tu.....
That means IM A WINNER"

#biggboss13
#bb13
#BiggBoss

#Oneliners
By
#SiddharthShukla

#MahiraSharma : agar main cutting main help kari to aap khaana banane main meri help karenge

#Sidharth : haan kya karun? Gas pe baith jaoon? "



#biggboss13
#bb13
#BiggBoss

#Oneliners
By
#SiddharthShukla

#GareebKhan : main tujhe aur tu mujhe hum ek doosre ko 10saal se jaaante hai
Sid : KYA? Main nahin jaanta
GAreeb : Tujhe yaad nahin

#Sidharth : phir shayad tu yaad rakhne layak nahin hoga"



#WeSupportSidShukla
#biggboss13
#bb13
#BiggBoss

#OneLiners
By
#SiddharthShukla

#FlushMeDesai : i am not comfortable with Shukla

#SidharthShukla: To Go home

#BiggBoss13
#bb13
#biggboss

#OneLiners
By
#SiddharthShukla

#FlushmeDesai :"Tumhare saath to mooh ganda kar hi nahi sakte kyunki tum ho hi ghatiya"

#SidharthShukla : ok to Jahan karna hai.....Wahan karo


#biggboss13
#bb13

#OneLiners
By
#SiddharthShukla

#RashmiDesai:You are so fake
So f***ing fake

#SidharthShukla: Just like your FACE




#biggboss13
#bb13
#biggboss
#SidharthShukla

#Oneliners
By
#SiddharthShukla

Today when
Devoleena was laughing While Arguing

#SidharthShukla : Ye Fake acting apne serial me kiya karna



#biggboss13
#bb13
#biggboss

#Oneliners
By
#SiddharthShukla

#Dumboleena : Aap mujhe hanste hue achche lagte hai

#SidharthShukla : (how sweet
Par aapko pata hai
Ek khasiyat pata hai aapki)

Aap mujhe KAISI BHI ACHCHI NAHIN LAGTI



#biggboss13
#bb13
#biggboss

#Oneliners
By
#SiddharthShukla

#Dumboleena : (singing) Tu jo nazaron ke saamne.....
...Tujhko dekhe bina main mar na jaao kahin

#SidharthShukla : Theek hai main chhup jaata hoon,tu mar jaa



#biggboss13
#bb13
#biggboss

#Oneliners
By
#SidharthShukla

#ShehnaazGill (to Sim) :Zyada John Cena na ban

#SidharthShukla : Malaria aur Typhoid se mara hua John Cena hai ye



#WeAreWithSidShukla
#biggboss13
#bb13
#biggboss

#Oneliners
By
#SidharthShukla

After the luxury budget is stolen by Vishal and rashmi
And as a punishment sid and team have to give it all back to BB

Really put off
#SidharthShukla to Vishal:
"Race mein haarne ke baad koi Gold Medal chori Nahi karta"

#KingSidharthShukla
#bb13

#Oneliners
By
#SidharthShukla

Afeemchee : Chatega?

Sid : Nahin,Woh to tera kaam hai



#IAmWithSidShukla
@sidharth_shukla

#Oneliners
By
#SidharthShukla

Madhurima and Vishal were whispering at night disturbing everyone who wanted to sleep

#SidharthShukla :
Tum dono ke paas minimum ek hafta hai
Baad main baat karlo
Jitni marzi planning kar lo

SABKO NIKAAL DO


#biggboss13
#WelcomeBackSid

#Oneliners
By
#SidharthShukla

Vikas- Kya hota hai jab raddh hota h to?
Mera pehli baar hai

Sid : Phir bed pe jayenge aur normal zindegi chalegi

@sidharth_shukla
#SidCasms
#BiggBoss13
#bb13
#biggboss

#Oneliners
By
#SidharthShukla

Sid to Rasmi :They are really well brought up kids

Rasmi : Thank you

Sid :Nahin, ismain mera koi haath nahin tha



#biggboss13
#bb13
#biggboss
@sidharth_shukla

#Oneliners
By
#SidharthShukla

Rashmi : I need my space
Sid : You need your space???
Aur kitna faelegi?


#PureHeartSid
@sidharth_shukla
#biggboss13
#bb13