I locked this cockroach inside my old soap dish and now he’s going to suffocate and die or starve (if he doesn’t die from eating my washing soap)

Day 2. Mr cockroach has spent quality time away from his family in my soap dish, tonight we shall have a pool party in my dish https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Smiling face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with smiling eyes">

It’s day 4 and Mr cockroach is fucking alive, I think he must be an ogbanje, please put me in your prayers guyshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Who sent me? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

I’ve adopted mr cockroach, his name is now Coffee Livinus Buneta. I shall now proceed to feed him with bread.
Someone said he has kids, Fuck them kids!

I haven’t checked on Mr Cockroach in a bit, could he be dead?
*she thought to herself*

This is day 15 and Mr cockroach is very much alive and roaming.
Get you a low budget pet like mine https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Smiling face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with smiling eyes"> #timetochaintheroach

Day 29: Mr Cockroach is still alive and kicking. Tbh if he gets to 40 days I’ll let him go so he can tell his family members he was in the wilderness fasting x

Day 37: Mr cockroach is still alive, awkwardddddd aren’t they meant to die after 30 days? I guess this one is a demon. It’s getting close to his release date and that would be the end of my experiment. I doubt I’ll let go, I have attachment issues https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

It’s Day 43 guyssssss, and yes I’m as excited as you guys are, I’ve come to the end of my experiment. I’m so so sorry guys https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

The end
R.I.P mr Livinus Buneta Brown
43 days old