Controversial Thread for Some

A society that eats together, stays together

thereby we need to promote food which supports a Hindu ecosystem - Pork

Why Pork?

Because-
1. Tasty AF
2. Reared by mostly lower caste Hindus so Pork consumption gives them employment & counters Halal
Pork is among the tastiest of meats and is consumed heaving across many regions in India although the fact is not acknowledged by people

It is extremely popular in Assam and North East

Pic 1 - Gahori Lai Xaak ( Pork with Mustard Greens)
I am told that Pork Demand is so high in NE that Pigs are brought from faraway places like Punjab and Uttar Pradesh to feed the NE People

Now imagine the employment we can generate among Hindus if Pork is made popular across India

Urban Indians are slowly opening up to dis meat
Pork is rich in fat

In some cases you don't even need a single drop of oil to cook it!

Yes! It's that simple!
Here's a Manipuri recipe that doesn't use oil to cook Pork
Cooking Pork is a joy

in Most NE Recipes you just need Pork, any veggies you want, Oil and basic spices - Oil, Salt, Chilly Powder and Turmeric

and you're done!

Compare this to a very over hyped dish called Biryani
LOL
Now if you think I am going heavy on NE then fret not,
Pork is consumed in Bengal too, especially Kolkata

The Chinese community settled in Kolkata make some excellent dishes

Bonus Fact - Pig is offered as a sacrifice to Maa Kamakhya in Bardhaman https://twitter.com/From_Himalaya/status/1184111981617274881?s=20
Some of you are Surprised eh? Chinese kahan se kolkata aaye?

Well the thing is - Sabko pata hai Lucknow se Wajid Ali Shah ne Kolkata aake Biyani banaya

To sabko Chinese logon ka kyun ni pata?

Indo Chinese cuisine was invented in Kolkata and is super tasty
Coming back to Pork

It is also consumed in South India

Here is a pic of Pandi Curry from Coorg a dish of the Kodava People
Pork was Popular among the Rajputs too who used to Hunt Wild Boars for their meat
Pork is also popular in Goa

Make sure you taste it in your next Goa trip

also remember to consume it along with alcohol

Pic- Pork Vindaloo
Pork can also be used to restore India's ties with Nepal as they too enjoy Pork
In fact, India should be making International deals in South East and Far East Asia as they have historical and cultural ties with us since ancient times

I have no idea why Chai is focuses on getting awards from Desert Countries

Also South East Asian Countries Love Pork!
So it is clear that India should make friendly relations with South East Asian Countries and promote a Pork export ecosystem

But Chai and the previous Gormint has shamefully made us the 2nd highest exported of Beef in the Planet

So we must promote Pork and end our Hypocrisy
Centuries of Sulla rule has made us think Pork is dirty

it is not!

It is true that poor and oppressed people consume pork reared in drains

But I am telling you an easy way to help them - Start Eating Pork!
Lastly the single best reason for eating Pork, especially for women considering the current scenario-

if you are in love in someone or some charming man has swayed your heart

Invite him to a Pork date!

If he refuses then....
samajhdaar ke liye ishara hi kaafi hain!
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