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So I've been mentioning the legendary Printer Daddy fic in a discord server, and I'm not gonna snitch but someone said "I would 100% read a fic about someone fucking a printer"
So guess who went ahead and wrote such a thread? this bitch.
CW: Izuku literally fucking a printer
So guess who went ahead and wrote such a thread? this bitch.
CW: Izuku literally fucking a printer
*Beebeebeep*
Izuku glances over his shoulder. Something is.. Beeping? From the printer room at the agency. Coffee can wait he decides, and makes a detour into the small fluorescent lit room where one of the printer beeps, displaying an error message on the screen.
Izuku glances over his shoulder. Something is.. Beeping? From the printer room at the agency. Coffee can wait he decides, and makes a detour into the small fluorescent lit room where one of the printer beeps, displaying an error message on the screen.
“Poor… LaserJet?” Izuku reads the engraving on the printer out loud. “Faulty toner- replace here.” his eyes follow the arrow and reach a plastic latch.
“Oh, you need my help? I’m not sure what a toner is, but I want to try and save you.”
“Oh, you need my help? I’m not sure what a toner is, but I want to try and save you.”
Determined, he pulls on the latch, and the printer beeps in encouragement, revealing it’s black sleek insides to him.
“Ah, I’ve never seen what a printer looks from inside!”
Izuku blushes and swipes his fingers over it, exploring and caressing the delicate components.
“Ah, I’ve never seen what a printer looks from inside!”
Izuku blushes and swipes his fingers over it, exploring and caressing the delicate components.
“There are so many bumps and... oh, I’m getting carried away! Let’s replace the toner.” Trying to examine the complicated mechanics, he leans over the printer, his cheeks flush hot as his crotch is pressed into the machine's front.
“I’m, I’m sorry LaserJet.. This must be uncomfortable for you. I promise I’ll be done with it soon!”
But it’s a fucking printer, so of course it’s not over soon. Izuku has no idea what to look for or what a toner looks like.. He only know the friction of his hardening dick
But it’s a fucking printer, so of course it’s not over soon. Izuku has no idea what to look for or what a toner looks like.. He only know the friction of his hardening dick
against the rough buttons feels good, and the screen is so warm against his thigh..
“Feels nice” he murmurs and humps into the printer.
He finally notices a big, long cartridge. “Is this where you want me to touch you?” he whispers, gripping the tubelike part and pulling it
“Feels nice” he murmurs and humps into the printer.
He finally notices a big, long cartridge. “Is this where you want me to touch you?” he whispers, gripping the tubelike part and pulling it
with probably more strength than needed, because the printer mewls a long high pitched “BEEEEP!” and the cartridge disconnects with a loud crack, spilling its entire contents onto the front of his pants.
“Oh no, I didn’t mean to! It’s just hard to… control myself.”
“Oh no, I didn’t mean to! It’s just hard to… control myself.”
He grimaces at the black stain on his crotch. “I have to change out of this.”
Izuku snakes out of his pants and underwear. The dark ink soaked through all the fabric and completely covered his flushed erection.
Izuku snakes out of his pants and underwear. The dark ink soaked through all the fabric and completely covered his flushed erection.
“And now you got me all dirty and wet, happy?” He pouts, trying to wipe the thick liquid off his dick, he strokes his bulging member but only managing to slick it even more. “Is this what you wanted LaserJet? To get me soaked up in your fluids? god, it even smells nice..”
He runs his clean hand over the printer, rubbing it’s buttons and tweaking different ledges. “You wanted to mark me yours, didn’t you?”
“Beep beep” the printer hums in pleasure, the lid of the scanning tray opening itself to him and revealing it’s clean, crotch-height surface
“Beep beep” the printer hums in pleasure, the lid of the scanning tray opening itself to him and revealing it’s clean, crotch-height surface
Izuku whispers a low “I can’t believe you’re letting me do this,” and sets his ink slicked cock on the tray, pushing the hefty lid until it presses snugly on his member. He suppresses a shiver,
and begins to fuck into the machine, his dick easily sliding in and out with the help of the printer’s dark love juice.
“Ohmygod, you feel so good! Squeezing me just right!” praises spill out of Izuku’s mouth as he begins to fuck into it in a desperate pace,
“Ohmygod, you feel so good! Squeezing me just right!” praises spill out of Izuku’s mouth as he begins to fuck into it in a desperate pace,
pressing his fingers around the printer that wraps him greedily, applying just the perfect amount of pressure on his throbbing erection.
His highs tremble and jerk uncontrollably as the motions become faster and faster.
His highs tremble and jerk uncontrollably as the motions become faster and faster.
“LaserJet, I’m, I’m coming!” he snaps his hips harshly into the machine as the orgasm crashes down on him, thrusts so strong they opens the paper tray, causing blank white pages to spill over to the floor in a current of pleasure.
“Deku, what the fuck are you yapping about so early in the morni- Oi, what the fuck”
“Kacchan, it’s NOT what it looks like!” Izuku yelps in panic and pulls himself out of the printer. “It was just an accident!”
“Oh, I know exactly what it looks like you shitty nerd… "
“Kacchan, it’s NOT what it looks like!” Izuku yelps in panic and pulls himself out of the printer. “It was just an accident!”
“Oh, I know exactly what it looks like you shitty nerd… "
"What kind of disgusting weirdo fucks the scanning surface? People touch that shit all the time.” Katsuki walks over to the printer next to Izuku. “You take the smaller one, flip it over, remove the toner and fuck *that* space, where it’s curvy and tighter around your dick”
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Anyway I hope you've already read @deanvspanties's fic, which is like legitimately good and super hot 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17060099
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17060099
