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Haku. Is not a girl. This show.

I’m just gonna do all my discoveries and thoughts on this thread

Sakura is fucking useless omg

This man Gaara is brutal. Murking people without hesitation.

So the leaf tribe is just full of snakes huh

Will Sakura prove more than useless?

Nope, this is a stupid fight

But Rock Lee, i thought he was a nuisance, but but but damn man

They just be killing people left and right like whaaaaa

Not my mans Rock Lee!

Ohhhhh shit

Gaaras got some issues

Who will become a chunin...

EVERYBODY IS CURSED HUH?

Gaara... wtf...

Some shit is going down, snake heads and shit

PLOT TWIST Orochimaru

Sakura being saved again

Everyone doubted Naruto but some how this chick became a Genin and no one thought she’d be useless asf

THE ONLY PERSON HE TRUSTED AND LOVED TRIED TO KILL HIM, THATS WHY HES FUCKED UP. WOW

The fucking fox.

The whole village is wrecking shit, wow Im living right now

Oh no.. Lord Hokage...

Sand village let their man get murdered and they didn’t even know it. THATS WHAT THEY GET.

Damn... mans Itachi killed everyone... but why? What’s his back story? (Yknow this show be killing it with the back stories)

So Sasuke really ain’t shit...

She’s summons a slug....

So what happened to the toad sage? One of my favorite characters so far

So Kakashi is fine huh?

...another mask.

And another defeat for Sasuke

In the hospital again

Shikamaru is a chunin, can’t help but Stan.

I gotta say it, Shikamaru is in my top 3

I... am not a fan of Sasuke.. at all... like you gotta get over yourself hun... you ain’t even that good... you keep losing... and Sakura needs to just go away

Oh look he’s bout to lose again

LOOK AT SAKURA BEING A WEAK ASS BITCH AGAIN

So he’s a bad guy now? He still isn’t shit? Should took Sakuras weak ass with him, completed the aint shit team he joined.

There she go, crying again

No... not choji

Wait wait wait, he’s gonna fuck shit up!

NOT NEJI

With this show I can’t be like “oh they won’t kill them” and bam dead. The third hokage really got me.

Oh my I thought this man just got his head pierced

Okay so I’m back, and FUCK. FUCKING NEJI.

Okay Tristian is gone for the week so back on Naruto. And the Drunken Fist is great.

Oh im hype

The fucking sand came in

Okay the sand village as allies. I Stan. Deadly. Gotta love the villains.

“Please bring Sasuke back to me”

they all lived

Alright we’re back, Sakura is still useless and Naruto needs to let her fail

Jiraiya is my top favorite. He really does it for me.

OH LOOK, SAKURA BEING USELESS AGAIN, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HELP NARUTO

Thank you Sasame.

Honestly Naruto should have died like 10 times but the fox keeps this man alive

“Ball and chain” definition of this nuisance

Sasame has done more in her 2 episode of appearance than Sakura is 6 seasons.

Wow, so I’m back and straight from the jump my mans mizuki just murked his own woman

Kakashi fine as ever

And Mizuki got ripped asf

If Iruka says comrades one more time...

Wait she’s not dead

Naruto just saw Hinata in all her glory

Seeing other teams in action makes me happy the other women aren’t failures

LMFAO Lee’s “dead” body before he ears the curry has me weak

They just keep messing with my mans Neji

Okay the episode with the Lee and Guy imposters was a waste of my damn time.

Also, quick tweet to Stan my mans Neji

Alright taking a break and catching up on MHA

Once again Naruto almost dying and the fox saves his ass

Tbh his summoning jutsu is fire

Season 7 and I still don’t like Sasuke

Bro that feudal land princess is a bitch

Okay, fast forward to halfway through season 8 & this man just blew himself up with paper bombs

Hinata is the OG

Old man Genno is a damn trip

Oh oh kakashi’s fine ass is finally back for this top five fights recap

Ok, we’re back

Here’s another installment of Naruto being saved by that nine tail

Ok I see Sakura has gotten this whole medic shit going on but I still don’t like her

I be fucking with fang over fang

Shin obj of the sand village have my heart

Haven’t had a good battle episode in a minute I’m here for this

Oh yeah Pervy Sage is back

Awh shit. Shippuden here we go

Are they still looking for this man?

Bro Naruto kept chasing this man bc he cared for him and he’s not fucking worth it. I really don’t like him

He just stabbed.

Here goes the fox

OMG NOW HES INSIDE NOW

bro wtf.

Awh Konohamaru is cute asf

Sakura, keep the blush to yourself. Where is Hinata?!

Everyone’s all grown up

His ass still fine

I would have wanted to be part of the Akatsuki group

Bro all these flash backs to the first time the trio went up against Kakashi just reminds me on how Sakura was such a dumb bitch

Gaara... mi corazónsito

UWUT TF

The leaf village is vibing while the sand is in shambles

Gaara. Someone who everyone should go out searching for.

Okay I don’t like these little news broadcast shits in the episodes

Okay I guess Sakura healing Kankuro was cool

Ohhhhh it’s my mans

Might Guy

THERES NO WAY THAT GAARA

MANS PULLED OUT THE WHOLE KAZEKAGE

So Sakura is a puppet

Everybody got a back story huh? There ain’t somebody that’s just a dick by nature?

Cmon Sakura this is your time to shine hoe, don’t let me down

OK SAKURA

Wait he’s not dead

LADY CHIYO

OH FUCK SAKURA

I get Sasuri’s back story but still doesn’t change the fact he’s a sick fuck now

Fuuuuuuck they can’t do this to my mans gaara right...

I haaaaaaate now they make Naruto seem helpless and weak all the time

my man is gonna be the next Hokage, put some respect on his name

I haaaaaaaate seeing Naruto cry. FUCK ALL OF YALL.

Lady Chiyo

FUCK YEAH FINALLY WE SEE HINATA

LOL Shino is kinda a vibe

Ok. But why is Shizune being a cunt towards Naruto?

Ok, but Jiraiya is ripped asf under all them robes

Ok but Sai made some points

Tbh not a single thing Sai has said about ol sasuke boy has been a lie

Why does no one acknowledge him being a traitor

IS THAT FUCKING KABUTO

Bro Orochimaru really be that man

SAKURA I WAS JUST PRAISING YOU. stop begging about sasuke.

Orochimaru just gave mouth birth to himself....

Ok sai has my heart

Oh yeah, my whole heart

Tristian has joined the shinobi way

Sora is annoying, but the interaction with all the boys was cute

Sora is a dumb ass dude, errrbody in the leaf is getting the smoke

But Genma gotta be one of my favorite background character

Why does no one talk about him?

Yknow, I know a lot of people will probably die. I’ve only really been affected by the 3rd. But I know a lot is coming.

Also I feel like so much has happened in these two seasons of Shippuden than the first series

This bitch was a floating wig

Will we ever see two Jinchuriki go head to head?

AWH SHIT NARUTO

Bro Hidan is sick

Awh, Shikamaru succeeding warms my heart

still one of my favs

Despite Naruto having one of the saddest backstories, Sakura is the one who cries the fucking most

Little cinnamon roll

Okay but my mans is just carrying the dead Chiriku’s body through this forest

Asuma has quickly become bae and I know what coming is gonna really hurt

Sai and Sakura’s food pills

WOW NO MORE RAMEN PLACE

Ok Naruto heads, did I miss something or is the 4th not Naruto a dad? And if he is does Naruto not know? Or am I just fuck off wrong?

Also I know I can google this but the last time I googled something it spoiled something else so I don’t wanna do that again

Hidan is hilarious tbh

Bro his power is crazy

DID HE JUST GET FUCKING DECAPITATED

HES STILL FUCKING ALIVE

ASUMA

WOW. fuck all of you. especially @kentakinte.

I’m sitting here crying in the living room and my parents walk in... wow.

Honestly it really set in when they cut to Kurenai.

Wow, I had to take a break and come back and the last words are even worse

Who’s the king?

The last cigarette.

This. Is. Not. Ok.

So long

Wow this man Kakuzo is fucking dark

I don’t get it, Ino has a bad ass jutsu but she never uses it

Ok took a break. But I’m back and better. Narutos new shit failed and Shikamaru owned Hidan

FUCK YEAH

She was pregnant

LOL ok Im watching Dubbed at the moment for personal reasons and let me tell you Gamatatsu’s voice caught me way tf off guard

The three tailed beast

I have met Tobi

He seems like a cinnamon roll

And Kabuto, a cunt as always

Ok Ino is the weakest link in this barrier team. How disappointing.

Lol the slimy dude is a trip

It was Kabuto

Sasuke looks gross in this form

Oooooooooo Orochimaru’s back story

So Itachi is really that man huh

And sasuke is an idiot and got swallowed

big surprise

Is that really the end of Orochimaru

no way

Kinda anti climactic

So he’s got all the hoes huh

Lmfao I love Suigetsu

LOL I found someone I really don’t like. That bitch Karin.

Why do they STAY playing my man Kakashi?!

Baby Kakashi

Obito...

Baby Kakash is cute

but the yellow flash of the leaf

He keeps going in on Obito

I must say what a random episode to throw in rn

What? He killed himself. Wow. My poor Kakashi

HES UNDER A FUCKING ROCK

HOW FUCKING SAD. WHAT THE FUCK.

Ok, I know there correlation between Tobi/Obito. I spilled it for myself a while back but that shit was still sad asf.

Lol why did they play Hinata like that

BRO KABUTO WTF.

Everybody is obsessed with Sasuke

And sasuke is obsessed with Itachi

I’m just waiting for Tobi to go off at this point bc he must be some shit if he’s with the Akatsuki

Deidara and his boob

Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, & I guess Orochimaru

Where’s my man Tobi?!

Who’s the real Akatsuki leader

Madara Uchiha

“Why are you so obsessed with my brother?” ALL OF NARUTO SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE

Jiraiya and Tsunade

FUCKING FORESHADOWING ASF. im not ready.

A Jiraiya back story

Nagato

SO EVERYONE SHUNNED NARUTO BUT HE WAS THE SON OF GREAT MINATO. fuck the leaf.

Jiraiya three little kids didn’t die and now they’re recking shit. What a full circle realization.

Pain, wtf.

Ok. I see where this is going and have decided to take a break and get through dinner then I’ll watch more tonight.

I. Am. In. Tears.

NOBODY EVEN KNOWS. UGH.

i don’t even care about the stupid uchihas right now.

But Tobi is back

“Kidding”

Itachi & Sasuke backstory

Ok but the uchihas were kinda cunts

Son really killed his entire clan and then showed Sasuke all of it

But what was the reason

LOL all that work and mans it’s still sitting on the throne

I can’t help but love Itachi

Madara. Uchiha.
How’s he still alive?

did he really take his MF eyes

Y’all I’m so confused during this battle

I’d like to think that the whole time this fight is taking place, the two hidden leaf teams are dealing with Tobi and his foolery

What the fuck.

But it was really Itach who ended up killing old orochi

Alas...

Awh shit, the mystery of Tobi

The Itachi story revealed

Ok but how the fuck did I miss that my baby Kakash possesses the MS

Life got a bit hectic when I watched those episodes so back I go

Wow, sasuke sucks even more now

Against the leaf. Really?

Taka in Akatsuki cloaks makes me wanna barf

LOL I have met Killer B

Oh i forgot to add. fuck the leaf.

Lol hes cutting sas the fuck yo

Fucking bitched. He’s still not shit and needs someone else to save him

4 against one, how pitiful

LMFAO Bee said fuuuuuuck your Genjutsu old sasuke boy

they isolated and judged Naruto for something that wasn’t even his fault or doing. a child. fuck the leaf.

was that fucking pain?

Ok, I’m back, Tristian has now caught up and passed me so back to tweeting

So Utakata is a jin huh

Naruto saying I kinda miss the pervy sage... my poor boy

And the Akatsuki struck again

The next episode is called “Somber News” and I don’t wanna hear it

Man I’m tired of fucking crying to this show, okay.

Danzo is a grade A cunt

HELLO did Kakashi just get fucking sniped?!

FUCKING CHOZA

Dude wtf.

Ok I’m sorry y’all but if Kakashi dies right now I’m done watching this show. I can’t take all of this.

OKAY KONOHAMARU WITH THE JUTSU

MANS JUST WIPED THE WHOLE VILLAGE. WTF.

OK BUT THE WAY NARUTO JUST PULLED UP WITH ALL THE TOADS. im hype asf.

I am LIVING for this battle, oh fuck.

not fucking pa.

Nagato.

maaaaaaan, this show is fucking sad.

Hinata is the one to step in for Naruto...

PAIN. WTF.

Sz 4, here we go

the. fourth. hokage.

Tristian talked all that shit about my thread and he caught up to me and passed me but isn’t even watching all the episodes

I’d blow up a whole village if someone blew twix up with a paper bomb

MAN, I hope everyone that looked at Naruto like he was some kind of disease as a child died in the explosion. fuck the leaf.

He lived alone. The little baby. All by himself.

Danzo has the eye. I hope sasuke actually kills him

FINALLY the leaf acknowledging that sasuke is a problem

And Sakura and Ino still crying

Is anybody’s favorite character Sasuke?

Will sasuke actually win this fight against Danzo?

Naruto loves Sasuke so damn much, and sasuke doesn’t deserve him

Sasuke’s ninja way is being a bitch

Fucking pierced Karin without hesitation

Ok so I really don’t know how sasuke can redeem himself from all of this... like mans has been tryna five the smoke to everyone

What does Zetsu eat...?

Kabuzo out the wood works,
Who was in the last reanimation box?

...my guess Mr. Uchiha himself

WTF DO YOU MEAN WHO WILL YOU SAVE FIRST SAKURA?!

THE MAN WHO JUST SAVED YOU FROM BEING KILLED BY THE OTHER?!

just when I start to warm to Sakura she says some dumb bitch shit

The waterfall episode was sad af. The leaf did treat naruto like hot garbage and all of a sudden they fans of him. Trash. fuck the leaf.

Man.

Konan’s red slip returning to the hide out...

The war is upon us.

OK BUT THE AKATSUKI HAVE ALL THE SMOKE THANKS TO KABUTO

Ok Mr. Commander in chief

Shin & Sasori

To this day from the first tweet of this thread... haku is not a girl....

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