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Haku. Is not a girl. This show.
I’m just gonna do all my discoveries and thoughts on this thread
Sakura is fucking useless omg
This man Gaara is brutal. Murking people without hesitation.
So the leaf tribe is just full of snakes huh
Will Sakura prove more than useless?
Nope, this is a stupid fight
But Rock Lee, i thought he was a nuisance, but but but damn man
They just be killing people left and right like whaaaaa
Not my mans Rock Lee!
Ohhhhh shit
Gaaras got some issues
Who will become a chunin... 
EVERYBODY IS CURSED HUH?
Gaara... wtf...
Some shit is going down, snake heads and shit
PLOT TWIST Orochimaru
Sakura being saved again
Everyone doubted Naruto but some how this chick became a Genin and no one thought she’d be useless asf
THE ONLY PERSON HE TRUSTED AND LOVED TRIED TO KILL HIM, THATS WHY HES FUCKED UP. WOW
The fucking fox.
The whole village is wrecking shit, wow Im living right now
Oh no.. Lord Hokage...
Sand village let their man get murdered and they didn’t even know it. THATS WHAT THEY GET.
Damn... mans Itachi killed everyone... but why? What’s his back story? (Yknow this show be killing it with the back stories)
So Sasuke really ain’t shit...
She’s summons a slug....
So what happened to the toad sage? One of my favorite characters so far
So Kakashi is fine huh?
...another mask.
And another defeat for Sasuke
In the hospital again
Shikamaru is a chunin, can’t help but Stan.
I gotta say it, Shikamaru is in my top 3
I... am not a fan of Sasuke.. at all... like you gotta get over yourself hun... you ain’t even that good... you keep losing... and Sakura needs to just go away 
Oh look he’s bout to lose again
LOOK AT SAKURA BEING A WEAK ASS BITCH AGAIN
So he’s a bad guy now? He still isn’t shit? Should took Sakuras weak ass with him, completed the aint shit team he joined.
There she go, crying again
No... not choji 
Wait wait wait, he’s gonna fuck shit up!
NOT NEJI
With this show I can’t be like “oh they won’t kill them” and bam dead. The third hokage really got me.
Oh my I thought this man just got his head pierced
Okay so I’m back, and FUCK. FUCKING NEJI.
Okay Tristian is gone for the week so back on Naruto. And the Drunken Fist is great.
Oh im hype
The fucking sand came in
Okay the sand village as allies. I Stan. Deadly. Gotta love the villains.
“Please bring Sasuke back to me”
they all lived
Alright we’re back, Sakura is still useless and Naruto needs to let her fail
Jiraiya is my top favorite. He really does it for me. 
OH LOOK, SAKURA BEING USELESS AGAIN, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HELP NARUTO
Thank you Sasame.
Honestly Naruto should have died like 10 times but the fox keeps this man alive
“Ball and chain” definition of this nuisance
Sasame has done more in her 2 episode of appearance than Sakura is 6 seasons.
Wow, so I’m back and straight from the jump my mans mizuki just murked his own woman 
Kakashi fine as ever
And Mizuki got ripped asf
If Iruka says comrades one more time...
Wait she’s not dead
Naruto just saw Hinata in all her glory
Seeing other teams in action makes me happy the other women aren’t failures
LMFAO Lee’s “dead” body before he ears the curry has me weak
They just keep messing with my mans Neji
Okay the episode with the Lee and Guy imposters was a waste of my damn time.
Also, quick tweet to Stan my mans Neji
Alright taking a break and catching up on MHA
Once again Naruto almost dying and the fox saves his ass 
Tbh his summoning jutsu is fire
Season 7 and I still don’t like Sasuke
Bro that feudal land princess is a bitch
Okay, fast forward to halfway through season 8 & this man just blew himself up with paper bombs 
Hinata is the OG 
Old man Genno is a damn trip
Oh oh kakashi’s fine ass is finally back for this top five fights recap 
Ok, we’re back
Here’s another installment of Naruto being saved by that nine tail
Here’s another installment of Naruto being saved by that nine tail
Ok I see Sakura has gotten this whole medic shit going on but I still don’t like her
I be fucking with fang over fang
Shin obj of the sand village have my heart
Haven’t had a good battle episode in a minute I’m here for this
Oh yeah Pervy Sage is back
Awh shit. Shippuden here we go
Are they still looking for this man?
Bro Naruto kept chasing this man bc he cared for him and he’s not fucking worth it. I really don’t like him 
He just stabbed.
Here goes the fox
OMG NOW HES INSIDE NOW
bro wtf.
Awh Konohamaru is cute asf
Sakura, keep the blush to yourself. Where is Hinata?!
Everyone’s all grown up
His ass still fine
I would have wanted to be part of the Akatsuki group
Bro all these flash backs to the first time the trio went up against Kakashi just reminds me on how Sakura was such a dumb bitch
Gaara... mi corazónsito
UWUT TF
The leaf village is vibing while the sand is in shambles
Gaara. Someone who everyone should go out searching for.
Okay I don’t like these little news broadcast shits in the episodes
Okay I guess Sakura healing Kankuro was cool
Ohhhhh it’s my mans
Might Guy
THERES NO WAY THAT GAARA
MANS PULLED OUT THE WHOLE KAZEKAGE
So Sakura is a puppet 
Everybody got a back story huh? There ain’t somebody that’s just a dick by nature?
Cmon Sakura this is your time to shine hoe, don’t let me down
OK SAKURA
Wait he’s not dead
LADY CHIYO
OH FUCK SAKURA
I get Sasuri’s back story but still doesn’t change the fact he’s a sick fuck now
Fuuuuuuck they can’t do this to my mans gaara right...
I haaaaaaate now they make Naruto seem helpless and weak all the time my man is gonna be the next Hokage, put some respect on his name
my man is gonna be the next Hokage, put some respect on his name
I haaaaaaaate seeing Naruto cry. FUCK ALL OF YALL.
Lady Chiyo
FUCK YEAH FINALLY WE SEE HINATA
LOL Shino is kinda a vibe
Ok. But why is Shizune being a cunt towards Naruto?
Ok, but Jiraiya is ripped asf under all them robes
Ok but Sai made some points
Tbh not a single thing Sai has said about ol sasuke boy has been a lie 
Why does no one acknowledge him being a traitor
Why does no one acknowledge him being a traitor
IS THAT FUCKING KABUTO
Bro Orochimaru really be that man
SAKURA I WAS JUST PRAISING YOU. stop begging about sasuke.
Orochimaru just gave mouth birth to himself....
Ok sai has my heart
Oh yeah, my whole heart
Tristian has joined the shinobi way
Sora is annoying, but the interaction with all the boys was cute
Sora is a dumb ass dude, errrbody in the leaf is getting the smoke
But Genma gotta be one of my favorite background character
Why does no one talk about him? 
Yknow, I know a lot of people will probably die. I’ve only really been affected by the 3rd. But I know a lot is coming.
Also I feel like so much has happened in these two seasons of Shippuden than the first series
This bitch was a floating wig
Will we ever see two Jinchuriki go head to head?
AWH SHIT NARUTO
Bro Hidan is sick
Awh, Shikamaru succeeding warms my heart still one of my favs
still one of my favs
Despite Naruto having one of the saddest backstories, Sakura is the one who cries the fucking most
Little cinnamon roll
Okay but my mans is just carrying the dead Chiriku’s body through this forest
Asuma has quickly become bae and I know what coming is gonna really hurt 
Sai and Sakura’s food pills
WOW NO MORE RAMEN PLACE
WOW NO MORE RAMEN PLACE
Ok Naruto heads, did I miss something or is the 4th not Naruto a dad? And if he is does Naruto not know? Or am I just fuck off wrong?
Also I know I can google this but the last time I googled something it spoiled something else so I don’t wanna do that again 
Hidan is hilarious tbh
Bro his power is crazy
DID HE JUST GET FUCKING DECAPITATED
HES STILL FUCKING ALIVE
ASUMA
WOW. fuck all of you. especially @kentakinte.
I’m sitting here crying in the living room and my parents walk in... wow.
Honestly it really set in when they cut to Kurenai.
Wow, I had to take a break and come back and the last words are even worse
Who’s the king?
The last cigarette.
This. Is. Not. Ok.
So long 
Wow this man Kakuzo is fucking dark
I don’t get it, Ino has a bad ass jutsu but she never uses it
Ok took a break. But I’m back and better. Narutos new shit failed and Shikamaru owned Hidan
FUCK YEAH
She was pregnant
LOL ok Im watching Dubbed at the moment for personal reasons and let me tell you Gamatatsu’s voice caught me way tf off guard
The three tailed beast
I have met Tobi
He seems like a cinnamon roll
And Kabuto, a cunt as always
Ok Ino is the weakest link in this barrier team. How disappointing.
Lol the slimy dude is a trip
It was Kabuto
Sasuke looks gross in this form
Oooooooooo Orochimaru’s back story
So Itachi is really that man huh
And sasuke is an idiot and got swallowed big surprise
big surprise
Is that really the end of Orochimaru no way
no way
Kinda anti climactic 
So he’s got all the hoes huh
Lmfao I love Suigetsu
LOL I found someone I really don’t like. That bitch Karin.
Why do they STAY playing my man Kakashi?!
Baby Kakashi
Obito... 
Baby Kakash is cute but the yellow flash of the leaf
but the yellow flash of the leaf
He keeps going in on Obito
I must say what a random episode to throw in rn
What? He killed himself. Wow. My poor Kakashi 
HES UNDER A FUCKING ROCK
HOW FUCKING SAD. WHAT THE FUCK.
Ok, I know there correlation between Tobi/Obito. I spilled it for myself a while back but that shit was still sad asf.
Lol why did they play Hinata like that
BRO KABUTO WTF.
Everybody is obsessed with Sasuke
And sasuke is obsessed with Itachi
I’m just waiting for Tobi to go off at this point bc he must be some shit if he’s with the Akatsuki
Deidara and his boob
Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, & I guess Orochimaru
Where’s my man Tobi?!
Who’s the real Akatsuki leader
Madara Uchiha
“Why are you so obsessed with my brother?” ALL OF NARUTO SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE
Jiraiya and Tsunade
FUCKING FORESHADOWING ASF. im not ready.
A Jiraiya back story
Nagato
SO EVERYONE SHUNNED NARUTO BUT HE WAS THE SON OF GREAT MINATO. fuck the leaf.
Jiraiya three little kids didn’t die and now they’re recking shit. What a full circle realization.
Pain, wtf.
Ok. I see where this is going and have decided to take a break and get through dinner then I’ll watch more tonight.
I. Am. In. Tears.
NOBODY EVEN KNOWS. UGH.
i don’t even care about the stupid uchihas right now.
But Tobi is back
“Kidding” 
Itachi & Sasuke backstory
Ok but the uchihas were kinda cunts
Son really killed his entire clan and then showed Sasuke all of it
But what was the reason
But what was the reason
LOL all that work and mans it’s still sitting on the throne
I can’t help but love Itachi
I can’t help but love Itachi
Madara. Uchiha.
How’s he still alive?
How’s he still alive?
did he really take his MF eyes
Y’all I’m so confused during this battle
I’d like to think that the whole time this fight is taking place, the two hidden leaf teams are dealing with Tobi and his foolery
What the fuck.
But it was really Itach who ended up killing old orochi
Alas...
Awh shit, the mystery of Tobi
The Itachi story revealed 
Ok but how the fuck did I miss that my baby Kakash possesses the MS 
Life got a bit hectic when I watched those episodes so back I go 
Wow, sasuke sucks even more now
Against the leaf. Really?
Taka in Akatsuki cloaks makes me wanna barf
LOL I have met Killer B
Oh i forgot to add. fuck the leaf.
Lol hes cutting sas the fuck yo
Fucking bitched. He’s still not shit and needs someone else to save him
4 against one, how pitiful
LMFAO Bee said fuuuuuuck your Genjutsu old sasuke boy
they isolated and judged Naruto for something that wasn’t even his fault or doing. a child. fuck the leaf.
was that fucking pain?
Ok, I’m back, Tristian has now caught up and passed me so back to tweeting
So Utakata is a jin huh
Naruto saying I kinda miss the pervy sage... my poor boy
And the Akatsuki struck again
The next episode is called “Somber News” and I don’t wanna hear it
Man I’m tired of fucking crying to this show, okay.
Danzo is a grade A cunt
HELLO did Kakashi just get fucking sniped?!
FUCKING CHOZA
Dude wtf.
Ok I’m sorry y’all but if Kakashi dies right now I’m done watching this show. I can’t take all of this.
OKAY KONOHAMARU WITH THE JUTSU
MANS JUST WIPED THE WHOLE VILLAGE. WTF.
OK BUT THE WAY NARUTO JUST PULLED UP WITH ALL THE TOADS. im hype asf.
I am LIVING for this battle, oh fuck.
not fucking pa.
Nagato.
maaaaaaan, this show is fucking sad.
Hinata is the one to step in for Naruto...
PAIN. WTF.
Sz 4, here we go 
the. fourth. hokage.
Tristian talked all that shit about my thread and he caught up to me and passed me but isn’t even watching all the episodes
I’d blow up a whole village if someone blew twix up with a paper bomb
MAN, I hope everyone that looked at Naruto like he was some kind of disease as a child died in the explosion. fuck the leaf.
He lived alone. The little baby. All by himself.
Danzo has the eye. I hope sasuke actually kills him
FINALLY the leaf acknowledging that sasuke is a problem
And Sakura and Ino still crying
And Sakura and Ino still crying
Is anybody’s favorite character Sasuke?
Will sasuke actually win this fight against Danzo?
Naruto loves Sasuke so damn much, and sasuke doesn’t deserve him
Sasuke’s ninja way is being a bitch
Fucking pierced Karin without hesitation
Ok so I really don’t know how sasuke can redeem himself from all of this... like mans has been tryna five the smoke to everyone
What does Zetsu eat...?
Kabuzo out the wood works,
Who was in the last reanimation box?
...my guess Mr. Uchiha himself
Who was in the last reanimation box?
...my guess Mr. Uchiha himself
WTF DO YOU MEAN WHO WILL YOU SAVE FIRST SAKURA?!
THE MAN WHO JUST SAVED YOU FROM BEING KILLED BY THE OTHER?!
THE MAN WHO JUST SAVED YOU FROM BEING KILLED BY THE OTHER?!
just when I start to warm to Sakura she says some dumb bitch shit
The waterfall episode was sad af. The leaf did treat naruto like hot garbage and all of a sudden they fans of him. Trash. fuck the leaf.
Man.
Konan’s red slip returning to the hide out... 
The war is upon us.
OK BUT THE AKATSUKI HAVE ALL THE SMOKE THANKS TO KABUTO
Ok Mr. Commander in chief
Shin & Sasori
To this day from the first tweet of this thread... haku is not a girl....
