Grad school is: getting back from Vegas yesterday and going to a 730am OPTIONAL class Monday morning.

This is now going to be “Grad School, a thread”:
Grad school is having class from 2pm-5pm on a Friday while there is a football tailgate outside the classroom window.

Realizing how annoying it is that asthma is spelled “asTHma” and not “asma”. Nobody says: as-tha-ma

After each injury in the NBA: let me predict what their injury is after watching it happen 10x in slow-Mo and how long their recovery will be #SPT

Mastering how to take a nap on a plinthe #SPT

Not knowing how to dress in anything except work out clothes. Someone teach me how to be stylish. #PTschool

EBP has not failed to instill in me the 100% certainty that I have no desire to do research/ systematically review anything ever again.

Ortho practical tomorrow and I’ve spent the last 40 min on social media and stressing out about organizing name draws on Elfster... #secondyearSPT

Sometimes I take out my jeans and put them on to make sure they still fit. Then i put them away. Because wearing workout clothes everyday can be deceiving.

Finals in grad school are a funny thing. They’re like “you have 3 choices: death by starvation, sleep deprivation? or remediation?”

When a break from memorizing escitalopram, risperidone, tizanidine, and certolizumab is learning about Q, p, I^2, and forest plots

When the first day of class is a Friday followed by a 3 day weekend so you spend a couple hours watching shoe cleaner reviews #jasonmarkk

Your body naturally waking up to go to the gym in the morning on a weekend

Changing this thread to: PT school is when...
You and your friends are measuring acromion: lat spread measurements drunk at 1am

My phone auto-suggests “EBP” when I type “E”...

When an online zoom class is scheduled for 8am-1pm and ends up going from 8am-230pm

Lockdown browser+webcam test+professor contacting us too late results in me making a fool of myself talking into the camera like they’re on the other end watching...

Professor: your final is a take-home final
Me: woot
Actual take home final: 20 pages later...

Online class= online practicals = spending 10+ hours staring at my computer...

Acute care clinical has me habitually typing "pt was CGA/min A x1 with FWW for sit to stand transfer" while trying to fill out my midterm CPI #SPT

Pretty sure I just burned my fingertips shredding my Costco rotisserie chicken...

Should have changed this thread to “PT school during COVID pandemic...” a long time ago: admitting that Watching 5 episodes of Jeopardy and drinking wine is our new form of socialization