Me and my best friend watching descendants 2: a thread
Uma: they said we weren’t big or bad enough to be in the group
Katie: they weren’t big and bad enough but CARLOS was? Come on
There are so many things I never would’ve questioned about this movie that Katie keeps bringing up. Like, how did they get cotillion flyers in the isle
Ben and evie:
Katie: kiss him
Harry: I could hurt you
Katie: bold words coming from a guy who holds a fake hook
Ben: pretending to be bad
Katie: he looks like a narc
“Ben and evie are both blue. It’s a color sign that they’re in love”
There’s a painting of Uma in the place Mal is in and she put an x over it and Katie’s like “omg she painted her girlfriend back when they were together and now that they’re broken up she put an x over it”
The part where Harry goes “never learned how to count cuz I’m number one” I want out loud and Katie laughed
Mal and evie: duet
Katie: this is low key romantic you can’t deny
It’s goin down time!!!!!!
Any time mal and Uma have a flirty interaction my friend gasps. She’s like “this is basically canonical”
Not Katie’s opinion but mine: I love Carlos he’s my fav of the core four
We also just got distracted bc all the sudden we started talking about once upon a time
According to Katie in the first movie they say there’s no tv on the isle and in this movie there is tv on the isle
Katie says Carlos is gay and a himbo
“This dress is a disaster, evie should be ashamed of herself”
Katie’s freaking the fuck out about Ben and Uma LMFAOOO she gasped. “Ben is with Uma now because Mal looks so bad in that dress”
Katie as ben: mal and Uma stop fighting! I know y’all both love me so much. And we could have a really kinky threesome
You and me slaps
Also Katie really hates Jane...she said “why are they forcing this heterosexual romance when Carlos should be with a guy and Jane should be with no one”
This ends our thread...perhaps I will make another if we ever watch D3 together
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