i tried to give this nigga a morsel and he said “only if it’s vegan” ... LA birds different

“look i hate to be THAT nigga but i got IBS, irritable beak syndrome, so i gotta watch my diet”

“bruh, look at me... you don’t owe me no explanation. i got you. of course it’s vegan”

“look can i call my homie over? i been tryna tell him vegan food is delicious. he don’t hear me though”

“more the merrier”

“come on man”
“nah, that vegan shit is gay”
“so? maybe we gay...”
“wanna fuck right here?”

“i-“

“CCCHHHIIIIRRRRP”