the general idea of bangtan and several bighit staff members just sitting around a table in silence observing which part is too sexy for the concert is taking me out

*jhope hipthrust on screen*

“would you say that’s sexy”
“its quite erotic”
“i think that’s really artistic”
“should we delete that”

*namjoon hipthrust on screen*

/pause/

“namjoon do you think you can thrust 3% of that”
“won’t that just be like a wiggle”
“a wiggle is fine”

*jk lifting his shirt*

“oh thats definitely out”
“is that too sexy”
“i think thats very sexy”
“aw thanks guys”

*taejin staring at each other semi grinding*

“is that..”
“would you say thats sexual”
“...the mood...feels a bit”
“i was just initiating a fight”
“yes but does the audience know that”

*yoongi twerking*

“i mean is twerking sexy”
“lets not show our butts”

*jimin thrusting the floor in serendipity*

“thats art”
“is that sexy tho”
“but its art”
“i think we should just put a shirt under his shirt”
“so should we keep it”
“its art”

*yoongi clip:“its so hot army...because....of you”*

“this ones definitely too sexy”
“I mean I ?? feel hot”
“yoongi’s hot”
“yeAaaa Yoongi look at that hair”
“yoongi sexy!!!!”
“can we move on”

the result of 3% hipthrust

“namjoon thats at least 20%”
“i was really trying to do 3%”
“we said a wiggle”
“i was wiggling!”
“very suggestively!”

“jimin were you even in the meeting” https://twitter.com/jiminixo/status/1182715781802582018/video/1