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i’m gonna start a thread of the stuff i hear at college
“okay i’m gonna take a selfie don’t look”
“it’s week three so start skipping now because the later weeks are more important”
“i don’t know if i like him or if i just miss feeling something”
okay this isn’t something i heard but i’m in the restroom and a girl is dry shaving her legs in the stall next to me i’m ???
“first of all, fruit SMACKS”
“i’m going to marry a kennedy, have kids, and then the kids will be president”
“aren’t all the kennedy’s dead”
“wait really?? i wanted to marry rich”
“aren’t all the kennedy’s dead”
“wait really?? i wanted to marry rich”
“can you stop making noise”
“sorry i’m cold”
“i don’t care”
“sorry i’m cold”
“i don’t care”
“have you done the readings?”
“we have readings??”
“sis...yes...what about your text book?”
“WE HAVE A BOOK??”
“YES DUDE ITS WEEK 6”
“we have readings??”
“sis...yes...what about your text book?”
“WE HAVE A BOOK??”
“YES DUDE ITS WEEK 6”
“lorraine serious question. i have a class at 9:30 am so if i make a smoothie in the morning while you’re sleeping would you get pissed off or should i just make it in the bathroom?”
*in bio lecture*
“discuss your favorite GENE? i don’t even know what genes there are”
“my favorite gene is gene block”
“discuss your favorite GENE? i don’t even know what genes there are”
“my favorite gene is gene block”
*talking about mindless eating*
“my grandpa does that but it’s really bad...he had a heart attack”
“GABBY”
“IM SORRY HES FINE NOW”
“my grandpa does that but it’s really bad...he had a heart attack”
“GABBY”
“IM SORRY HES FINE NOW”
“there’s a muscle in my ass and it’s doing the tango. i hate sciatica.”
“a thong is just food for the ass”
“it’s really cool how you guys had retreats in high school. the closest thing we had was calculus camp.”
*in the elevator*
“what floor?”
“two. i’m so sorry.”
“what floor?”
“two. i’m so sorry.”
“i didn’t know vermont was a state??”
“wtf did you think it was”
“like a capital”
“OF WHAT”
“wtf did you think it was”
“like a capital”
“OF WHAT”
“you gotta have the white colonizer mentality. if you want anything, you just take anything.”
side note this was said by a white girl explaining something to her poc friend i gasped
“guys what if my sciatica flares up during sex”
"i WISH someone from arizona tried to talk bad about california. what do y'all have, sand and 120 degree weather? mmm"
“so we went to century city mall”
“there was a shooting there a couple weeks ago”
“okay but they would’ve gone for the rich, not us”
“there was a shooting there a couple weeks ago”
“okay but they would’ve gone for the rich, not us”
*after taking bio midterm*
“this curve better be THICKER THAN NICKI MINAJ”
“this curve better be THICKER THAN NICKI MINAJ”
“i’m excited for third year because we’re gonna get a bunch of transfers. it’s like the founders effect in bio”
