someone give me rudy's phone number so i can pretend he'll win a lifetime supply of free snacks if he confesses all his crimes to me

to: rudy
re: having snacks

well i tried

update: a source gave me 2 cell numbers for rudy, lets hope this works

i absolutely texted these to what im pretty sure are real phone numbers lets all cross our fingers

i didn’t offer snacks, because of Ethics

hE RESPONDED
good to know the president’s lawyer responds to prank texts
our nation is run by senescent crime goons

i will keep you posted if he answers any of my subsequent questions. this has been: talia lavin, girl reporter

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

the final installment......

100% real btw, number was registered to Giuliani Partners