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y’all i had a wild dream that involved me somehow shooting denzel washington
alright so this is what happened cause it was wild
so it starts with my grandfather being a serial killer
so i see him burying my aunt and somebody else in the yard and i start freaking out cause wtf
so he leaves and my uncle pulls up with my and my mom had this colorful wig on and had graduated from beauty school which was weird cause she did that years ago
so i run outside and they’re not listening to me and i go “he killed (my aunts name)” and my uncle starts crying and my mom disappears
now i’m not really sure what happened right here but somehow my grandfather came back and stabbed him and he looks at my uncle and says “you gone let her kill an arrogant old man” and then im like
wait i missed a part. right before my grandfather got back i tried to show my uncle where the body was but he moved it so i was freaking out again
okay so i’m tryna figure out what to do with this dude before my granny gets home and my uncle has disappeared to. then these three boys break in the house and i shot one and took the guns from the other two
but i felt bad for shooting him so i told him to get in the car so i could get him to the hospital. i ended up going to a REALLY big mall and these boys are freaking out and i’m like “there’s a hospital in here i know it”
somehow my adult 43 year old cousin shows up when we’re in the middle of the middle of the mall, by this point i’m freaking out like bailey did during the shooting episode of greys anatomy because i couldn’t find the damn hospital
and my cousin just kept going on about how she needed some cotton candy
so my mom (who is back now i guess) pointed to the wall map and was like look it’s right there and then this big ass hospital appeared out of no where
so i picked the boy up and run to the hospital but right below i get there denzel washington stops me taking some bs but he wouldn’t move so i shot him
so i finally get him to the hospital and by this time i’m tryna get the story straight with the boys so they don’t go to jail but then the cops show up
so somehow my old theatre teacher is there and the cop goes “are you —— in black box 601” and she said yeah so they start arresting her like “there was a report of a actor being shot” and by this point i completely forgot i shot denzel and left him in the parking lot
so i go “no it was me” then i woke up. anyways good morning y’all!!!!
i found this thread again and i’m currently crying cause what tf was i on
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