“Return home... take a wife... or die” and with these words Trek really did it to us all

Oh god. His posture. This whole - I’m so soft and sad. He’s just like completely and utterly mortified isn’t he?

The good news is I’m not even halfway through this episode and I feel like I’m losing my mind

The bad news is I gotta go to a doctors appointment and I’ll be back in about an hour

The woman who got me into Star Trek is an icon l, - have no choice but to be in constant awe

Sorry for the delay but my back was hurting a lot and we were hungry so we stopped for sushi on the way home. The live tweeting will resume soon

ALL RIGHT BITCHES IM BACK TO AMOK TIME sorry for the delay I had to go to the Doctor

This is ... certainly a study in contrast. “I’m so overcome by hormones I’m gonna smash this comms unit” and we love brooding Spock with what I assume is some sort of cool-ass Vulcan musical instrument, that shit is cool

They’re trying to get to Vulcan without explaining this shit, aren’t they?

Oh now and Kirk is gonna DEFY THE ORDERS TO GET TO VULCAN. OKAY THAT’S LOVE.

I fucking love Bones. He knows some shit is about to go down and he’s just like well, here I am stuck on this starship just trying to do my DAMN job i feel like this is my default face for getting through life tbh, highly relatable

She cares about him huh. She even made him Vulcan soup, which he disgracefully tossed against a wall. But girl, you might be in danger. I hope she’s not in danger here

Oh no please don’t cry I’m gonna cry. Is every woman in this series so beautiful that I want to die? y/y? Yes

“Your face is wet.”
Oh no now he’s asking Christine to make him some soup again wow okay cool, It’s cool to make me cry like this

“You’d find it’s distasteful”

“Would I?”

Tag yourselves I’m Bones staring directly into space just trying to do my fucking job

Would you beam down to the planet’s surface!???! Oooooh SHIT

Aw he said it’s his right to have his best friend and he asked both Kirk and Bones to come down. Aw I’m soft.

Jesus Christ. Hello, T’Pring. Please - and I cannot stress this enough - murder me immediately with a Vulcan nerve pinch

Cause of death: Lieutenant Uhura
how do you people keep your blood pressure down while watching this!?

Can’t believe Star Trek invented bisexual lighting. She is my wife! Oh shit! What’s the backstory here

My man Bones, looking around and trying to figure out when he’s gonna be able to do his job again I immediately feel these looks deep down in my tired old soul

Okay we’re on Vulcan. This music is absolutely dope. Super cool shit. Love the music so much

“Less than a marriage, but more than a betrothal” these facial expressions are absolutely killing me

So now he’s talking about touching, the minds being joined together. I love all the awkward silence and glances. Ooh here comes the wedding party

I fully expected nothing less than this quality of Looks from the Vulcans but I do need to pause a moment to talk about some of these absolute fucking looks. Who is she? T’Pau, who is clearly a Boss of some type

I don’t know how homosexuals watch this series without combusting. I’m gonna catch on fire. Please, step on me, I beg you

We stan a lovely tiddie window. 10/10

Oh hell yeah. Hell yeah

I love how Kirk looks sensual, curious, and perhaps aroused, and Bones is still like, aw what the fuck man

Jesus fucking Christ I’m gay

“Are our ceremonies for outsiders?” No, all right, we get it, these two dudes are not really dressed well enough to be here but, it’s apparently okay, Spock vouches for them and they walk forward

Incredible looks being served

“What you are about to see... the Vulcan heart, the Vulcan soul” listen bitch I’m getting a distinct feeling my ass is not prepared at all for what I’m about to see here on this planet okay

Oh, oh, wait a minute here - I don’t know what the fuck is happening but this looks pretty damn serious

Oh shit! I know hands are really significant for Vulcans and T’Pring has her hand fucking OUT. what’s happening. I get the sense this is not what’s supposed to happen right now