I do think that if Peter was gonna sleep with a male x-man it would be Warren, and I do think he'd be down, and I do think this would drive Bobby crazy, but not bc he wants to sleep with Peter lmao

Thinking about how Bobby and Warren have almost certainly had m/m/f threesomes with Candy or Warren's other gfs/hookups and what pre-out Bobby would have done if Warren arranged something and it was a third dude instead

esp bc I really think Warren is pretty chill and open about his bisexuality but never really DIRECT about it with Bobby bc Bobby gets so incredibly nervous about any kind of sexuality talk (see: Cloud) so he just. never bothers to explicitly come out to him and then this

It's just like a random dude not like, Peter (or worse, Hank) bc I don't think Warren would spring that on Bobby but he's just like not really thinking it through bc Bobby has been much more touchy w him & comfortable Doing Things Bc the Presence of Girl Makes It Not Gay

but Warren's just like oh cool good Bobby's getting more comfortable about his EXTREMELY CLEAR AND OBVIOUS PREFERENCE FOR MEN, if I just reassure him that if he wants he can just do stuff with me, this'll probably be like fun and hot for him, and Bobby flips his entire lid

bobby: WHAT—YOU'RE—ARE YOU GAY
warren: ....i'm bi, you know this
bobby: i do NOT know this
warren: bobby i've slept with you multiple times
bobby: yeah but i've also slept with YOU
warren: yeah buddy. you have.

bobby: but that was just—it was for candy, she thought it was hot—
warren: bobby candy loves me and, in a totally different way, also loves you, but she was absolutely completely asleep 75% of the time

bobby: so. you were. you wanted this? with me?
warren: .......oh i really thought inviting you to an average of four threesomes a year might've gotten SOMETHING across but apparently not huh. also, NOT the point I was attempting to make, but sure, whatever.

warren: you remember college
bobby: i try not to
warren: i tried to get you to sleep with me, like, once a week, in college.
bobby: ...........you did not, i would've noticed
warren: bobby you didn't even know that I was trying to sleep with you WHILE I WAS SLEEPING WITH YOU