I know #reviews are The Thing. I blog, but I work FT and I have a kid in a high ability class. So I don't often fire up my laptop.

But.

I'm a #bookseller
I'm a walking review.
I keep selling out of #GideonTheNinth and ordering more because I tell everyone about it.
Thread ish.

I sell #SpinnerOfDreams because lots of parents and grandparents don't read reviews.
#KingsOfTheWyld, same thing. I mimic Clay and his aches and pains, excitedly share how much I relate. How tender these men are in their friendship.
And it sells.

Same with #DesdemonaAndTheDeep.
I act out bits of books for my customers. I spin and sing and bow and pretend I'm knifing someone.
Looking at you #MonsterOfElendhaven.
I talk about #KeeperOfTheLostCities like my life depends on it.
Because it does.

It's my livelihood.
Books are my blood and breath.
#SerpentAndDove has hand-clasping and little hops because I'm excited about how BIG Reid is. I haven't written a review because I AM the review.
Your kid thinks they're too young for YR?
How about some kid-safe YA?

@JenWritesBooks is great for that. So is @MarRogerson with Sorcery and Ravens.
You want assassins? Lemme stab at some books I read last year.

So though I may not write reviews often, I'm a living review. I sing reviews. I dance them. I pun them and

Pinch them and swoon them and hug them.
And the customers keep coming back, wondering what world I will send them to next. What color hair will I have next.

You'd better believe I'll throw Gary Cobalt at you from @TJaneBerry and @angryrobotbooks
I'll slide Gideon between

Your ribs from @tazmuir and @TorDotComPub
I'll slip Anneliese and Mister Edwards into your dreams from @KrisRey19 and @HarperCollinsCh.
I will waltz Desdemona into your arms from @csecooney and Tor.
I will send you to Krynn from @WeisMargaret

You want peculiar coats? Try Kell on for size from @veschwab and Tor.
Ships? Dragon ones from @dedbutdrmng and Orbit.
Or my sweet Paragon from @robinhobb and @DelReyBooks
Thieves and magic? Meet Eli Monpress from @Rachel_Aaron and Orbit.