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A thread: My life is just a rom-com.
Me-Hey I need to tell you something:
Her-OMG ME TOO
Me- Ok well say it on 3
Her- Ok. 1,2,3
Me- I like y-
Her- I like [redacted]
Us:
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Her-OMG ME TOO
Me- Ok well say it on 3
Her- Ok. 1,2,3
Me- I like y-
Her- I like [redacted]
Us:
This has happened. Not once. Not twice. But 3 times
Girl: *drops $5*
Me: Hey uhhh *taps girl on shoulder*
Girl: I have a bf you know?
Me: Cool me too. But you dropped some money back there and ig its mine now
*walks off*
Me: Hey uhhh *taps girl on shoulder*
Girl: I have a bf you know?
Me: Cool me too. But you dropped some money back there and ig its mine now
*walks off*
Yes this did actually happen. This was in the FBLA Dallas trip
Me: hey do you wanna go out?
Her: Nah. Set me up with your cute friend tho
Me: ... but youâve never talked to him. And weâve been talking for months
Her: Your friend cute tho
Her: Nah. Set me up with your cute friend tho
Me: ... but youâve never talked to him. And weâve been talking for months
Her: Your friend cute tho
In elementary school I only talked to this chick cause I was crushing on her... fast forward couple of years and now sheâs one of my best friends...
I forgot this last one: I KID YOU NOT
Her: omg youâre so amazing I wish I could find someone like you
Me: but I am someone like me
Her: OMG YOURE SO FUNNY. thatâs why youâre my best friendhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Smiling face with halo" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with halo">
Her: omg youâre so amazing I wish I could find someone like you
Me: but I am someone like me
Her: OMG YOURE SO FUNNY. thatâs why youâre my best friend
Me: Hey
Girls: *Friendzoned*
Girls: *Friendzoned*
*Does the thing where they accidentally touches the hand of the person next to them* one of three responses:
1. Ewwwww
2. Hahaha total accident
3. âHey uhhhh weâre kind of peeing right nowâ
1. Ewwwww
2. Hahaha total accident
3. âHey uhhhh weâre kind of peeing right nowâ
Girl: I want a guy who is nice. Heâll treat me right and itâll be cute
Me: Hey
Girl: Hahaha omg youâre nice but like TOO nice ya know what I mean?
Me: Hey
Girl: Hahaha omg youâre nice but like TOO nice ya know what I mean?
