A thread: My life is just a rom-com.

Me-Hey I need to tell you something:
Her-OMG ME TOO
Me- Ok well say it on 3
Her- Ok. 1,2,3
Me- I like y-
Her- I like [redacted]
Us:

This has happened. Not once. Not twice. But 3 times

Girl: *drops $5*
Me: Hey uhhh *taps girl on shoulder*
Girl: I have a bf you know?
Me: Cool me too. But you dropped some money back there and ig its mine now
*walks off*

Yes this did actually happen. This was in the FBLA Dallas trip

Me: hey do you wanna go out?
Her: Nah. Set me up with your cute friend tho
Me: ... but you’ve never talked to him. And we’ve been talking for months
Her: Your friend cute tho

In elementary school I only talked to this chick cause I was crushing on her... fast forward couple of years and now she’s one of my best friends...

I forgot this last one: I KID YOU NOT
Her: omg you’re so amazing I wish I could find someone like you
Me: but I am someone like me
Her: OMG YOURE SO FUNNY. that’s why you’re my best friend

Me: Hey
Girls: *Friendzoned*

*Does the thing where they accidentally touches the hand of the person next to them* one of three responses:
1. Ewwwww
2. Hahaha total accident
3. “Hey uhhhh we’re kind of peeing right now”

Girl: I want a guy who is nice. He’ll treat me right and it’ll be cute
Me: Hey
Girl: Hahaha omg you’re nice but like TOO nice ya know what I mean?