I'm live tweeting this because I don't remember any of this and am giving it another chance

Hey it's that kid from the Wonder Years

Who uses a joystick to play a baseball game

Fred savage you cynical prick

Is it humanly possible to have eyes that blue

Ok I'm dying at the pitcher part

I am 5 minutes in and there have been two kissing scenes. Yes, Fred. This is a kissing book

Wait is Shrek parodying this?

You goddamn right, humperdick

ANDRE THE GIANT WITH THE VULCAN NECK GRAB

No one told me Andre is fucking hilarious

ONLY DOG PADDLE I AM DYING

Fred quit fronting ffs those eels are scary as fuck

FUCK YEAH ANDRE

THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY. Every time Wallace Shawn yells I can't stop laughing

CUT THE ROPE BELOW YOU THEN IDIOT

Wallace Shawn is my spirit animal

OH NOW HE CUTS THE ROPE

* step step step* HE DIDN'T FALL?!?!?!?

I LOVE THIS GUY

This rope exchange is cracking me the fuck up

*6 fingers*

"Do you always begin conversations this way?"

WUT

Dude you're supposed to kill him

Hey if you lost to a duel due to two scratches on your face I can totally see how you lost

This dude just needed a friend

OH SNAP AMBODEXTRIOUS FTW

I can out flip you!

Vulcan head punch

INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!

Wait how did he know

Dude go for the legs.

Kiss him. Do it

Yes it was planned by warriors on the same side that fought each other. Fire your tracker

Were they having a tea party?

DUDE YOU JUST SNORTED THE POISON UP YOUR NOSE

NOOOOOOOOOO

Why the hell did he bother building up an immunity to nevermind

The promise of a woman hahaha

No hes your dude. Did you forget what he sounds like?

HE HAS THE SAME BLUE EYES

"Asssssss youuuuu wishhhhhhh"

WHAT THE FUCK

AWWWWWW

Stfu Fred Savage THEY ARE IN LOVE

I am still laughing over them rolling down the hill

"It's not that bad"

DAFAQ YOU SMOKING

This forest is like a GWAR concert

Ok the vines are snapping where he doesnt hit it with his sword and that bothers me

Brushing that bit of plant from his face while he's carrying her through the woods and him saying "Thank you" was clearly not in the script and actually really awesome

DUDE DONT JUST LOOK THERE THE GROUND SWALLOWED HER

Dafaq jim hensen muppet reject did I just see

YOUR SWORD IDIOT

"The lightning sand, that you were clever enough to discover"

DUDE YOU JUST SAW ONE OF THOSE RODENTS 2 MINUTES AGO

RABIES ALERT

YOUR FUCKING SWORD

THE HEAD

I think I she's thinking the same thing

No he did it. You discovered the lightning quicksand

I rescind my previous comment. This movie is great.

The pit of despair better have rabies shots

"It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her" man get over yourself

Nooooooo she married him?

"Who says life is fair? Where's that written?"

Grandpa is the fucking greatest

BOOOOOOOOOO YYRAHH QUEEN OF REFUSE. QUEEN OF SLIME. BOOOOOOOO

GODDAMN RIGHT

@princess_snide dammit you're getting notifications for these

Ok you're very smart, shut up

FUCKING GRANDPA

That's a lot of thieves. As a defense attorney I'm reallllllly triggered

FUCK YEAH ANDRE LIVES

Kiss him dammit

FUCK YEAH Gathering the crew. AVENGE YOUR FATHER

Still laughing about the hill part

Well no shit he didn't send the ships. She's a bright one

Hey he didnt lock the door

NOT TO 50

That is the sound of ultimate suffering

FUCKING ANDRE WITH THE VULCAN HEAD BOP

His sword is a dowsing rod

Goddammit Fred Savage fuck off.

JESUS GRANDPA

"I'm on the Brute Squad"

FUCKING ANDRE

*is dead*

"I've seen worse"

Oh god this doctor.

"HEY HELLO IN THERE"

There are classic characters coming out if the woodwork

"TRUUUUUUE LOOOOOVE"

This movie is fantastic

This movie kicks "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" out of the water.

I want an MLT

"Get back witch!"
"I'm not a witch! I'm your wife"

OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST LINE EVER

why didn't they revive him at the hut???

Ohhhhhhh the time crunch

ANDRE BE CAREFUL YOURE GONNA SNAP HIS NECK DID YOU NOT LEARN WHEN YOU BOPPED THE LAST DUDE ON THE HEAD YOURE LIKE OF MICE AND MEN STRONG

SHIT ANDRE IS ON FIRE RUN, BITCHES

he still cant walk

HE KILLED HIS FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE

Run you little bitch

Doors are nothing to Andre

LAME. A throwing dagger? Fuuuuuckkkk youuuuuuu

Quick break.

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Be a pity to damage yours"

PREPARE TO DIE BITCH

PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!

Dude wasn't prepared to die

Wesley is stalling

AWWW HELL YEAH

Yeah don't even try to fight him, man. He's a zombie with rabies

Dude at least cut his feet off

FUCKING ANDRE HAS FOUR WHITE HORSES WHAT IN THE FUCK

"If we ever find a lady"

"HELLO LADY!"

NOOOOO YOU ARENT MARRIED DONT JUMP NOOOOOOOOO

Oh god please e everyone else jump like that

This is about the 7th kiss.

Ooooooohhh look who just hit puberty. Mr. Fred Not-So-Savage doesn't mind the kissing anymore. Good job, Gramps

AWWWWWW MY HEART

IT'S OVER

Fuck you, Fred Savage