a thread of hills i’m willing to die on/opinions that i feel the most strongly about
i wanna preface this by saying none of these will be political because that would be a given but these are rather dumb things i think about regularly that i need to vent to the world
abolish all 2-in-1, 3-in-1, etc cleansing products
bacon is fucking gross please stop putting it on everything
(this goes for veggie bacon too it is also Not Good)
billie eilish is a cute human and her music is good, you guys are just mean
you’re fucking lame if you’re not willing to shop at the dollar store
fall out boy should have stopped making music after AB/AP
idc how much money you spend, if you stay in a store after close to shop, you’re the fucking devil
one direction’s carpool karaoke is the only youtube video that matters
charcuterie boards are just lunchables for rich white people
continuing this thread with: posting tiktoks on your snapchat or instagram story is so stupid
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