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in cain's defense literally nobody had ever died before, he had no idea what was gonna happen when he hit his brother in the head with a rock
cain: an innovator in death???
"i am not my brother's keeper" says cain, who assumes that his brother just decided to take a nap and probably wandered off afterwards
cain: hey i just thought of a fun new prank
play meatpunks, which if you squint and look at it from the right angle is actually like 31% about my own complicated relationship with christianity as an angry southern queer https://hthr.itch.io/extreme-meatpunks-forever
it's 69% about other stuff, like about how cool it is to beat up neonazis
alright y'all, this is way too fuckin' many notifications, so i'm muting the thread. y'all have fun
