in cain's defense literally nobody had ever died before, he had no idea what was gonna happen when he hit his brother in the head with a rock

cain: an innovator in death???

"i am not my brother's keeper" says cain, who assumes that his brother just decided to take a nap and probably wandered off afterwards

cain: hey i just thought of a fun new prank

play meatpunks, which if you squint and look at it from the right angle is actually like 31% about my own complicated relationship with christianity as an angry southern queer https://hthr.itch.io/extreme-meatpunks-forever

it's 69% about other stuff, like about how cool it is to beat up neonazis

alright y'all, this is way too fuckin' many notifications, so i'm muting the thread. y'all have fun