I should not be allowed to talk to men
i am so awkward and make the worst jokes
I made a bad joke about a dead seal because he dropped his nitro lid from the stairs onto the beach and didn’t pick it up
but like cmon
I’m going to make this a thread of dumb stuff I say to this guy I like pls stay tuned
“next time you see a trash on the ground just pick it up. Pemdas”
abacados
circus.mp3 and not Britney Spears
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