here’s a thread no one wants or asked for about what fanfic tropes i love best for each member :D
namjoon:

idiot romantic. college student who has no idea what he’s doing in the fic’s opening. big ol dick that he doesn’t know how to use properly. stutters when he cums because oh gosh mister that felt so nice. switch but secretly loves bottoming because it’s rare for him.
seokjin:

crazy boi. completely lost his marbles. you don’t think he’s a psychopath at all in chapter one but by chapter six ur screaming at everyone else to stop trusting him. confident on the inside and nervous on the outside. you know. like a LIAR. sex that makes you worried.
yoongi: (cw noncon)

tsundere. nobody knows the troubles he’s seen. his troubles are about plants. he loves them. how is everyone else keeping theirs alive while his are dying? why are no one else’s plants coming to life and fucking them raw for days on end against their will?
hoseok:

the ol razzler dazzler. promiscuous but sweet. chaotic bisexual. the kinda guy who wouldn’t show anyone ur nudes but totally also has ur sisters nudes. falls for a sweetheart who doesn’t hold hands on the first date and trades in his little black book for a family sedan.
jimin:

pro dom. does not have time for ur shit. unless ur shit is that u need a friend cus he’s here with a warm shoulder for his buds to cry on as long as they ignore the heel of his boot digging into his newest toy’s groin. giggles at his own dirty talk during aftercare.
taehyung: (cw abo)

sloppy mutt. once knotted a fleshlight and had to go to the hospital to get it taken off. would have been embarrassing if he didn’t end up married to the emt a year later. goes to crowded touristy areas of his city cus the noise helps him think. weird jewelry.
jungkook:

victim. grandma what big teeth you have. the better to trick you into a pyramid scheme and force you to pay your way out with sexual favors my dear. how does he always end up with the short end of the stick? he doesn’t know but he’s sick of jokes about his small penis.
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