Okay we’re doing a Halloween one shot for Thursday game and we’ve already spent 30 minutes discussing pumkim carving and sacrificial pumkim hurting rituals
We literally are not leaving the subject of pumpkins. Whatever B has planned tonight is not going to happen

#WeandBdoDnD

Beware the Pumpkin Patch Orangutans

“There’s a différence between a horse and a riding horse?”

Max, sounding like they’re trying to sell us: “well do you wanna Ride it or not??”

GMO = Good Magical Orangutans

Harel and I are getting beat up by orangutans

Amihan, calmly: “hey....get off our friends...”
(I love how chill sounding she is....all the time....) ((she got a nat20 on intimidation. With that))

Red is just Emery in an au where he was raided by August and became a fighter instead of a wizard.

There’s 4 enraged, shrieking orangutans lunging at us and throwing rocks at us and amihan’s response is to try to reason with them

It looks like fire, and it hurts like fire, but is it really fire?

Phileah is making friends with the Pumpkin Patch Orangutans

Harel and I are rolling a 12ft pumpkin— and it rolled down the hill and is just...there it goes!

Phileah is singing to the orangutans and more keep coming out from the woods and sitting by her and I’m partially afeared and partially in love

“As your doctor, I don’t recommend jumping out of the cart to catch the pumpkin.”

We’re gonna scoop out and carve a 12ft pumpkin in 30 minutes

We carved the words Thicc Boi into the pumpkin and I know what my next Jack o lantern is gonna be

“I have a doctorate, I don’t need bragging rights.”

And with that I’ll end it!