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when he throws you out the window and you fall and crack your head >>
when he throws the microwave at you while it’s on 
when he pushes you off the ladder and you break your back
when he throws you off the boat and makes you drown
when he hits your ankle with his scooter 
when he rips your ear off >>>>>
when he puts your foot in the blender and turns it ON >>
when he gets you poisoness flowers and you die >>> 
when he buys you a new house and burns it down with you in it 
when he tells you to STFU omgggg 
yes 
yes
when he pushes you in front of a moving train >>>> 
when he gets 1,000 bees to sting your butt so you can get thicccc >>>
when he makes you walk on legos ... bare foot >>
when he takes your helmet off in outer space >>>
WHEN HE PUSHES YOU IN A VALCANO >>>
