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Via a handshake GIF, the annual Logush-Sommer $1 Wager Extravaganza has been set. Bortuzzo Goals v. Playing Jordans. Should be fun. I expect to win my fifth (?) of these. Pat is the Mizzou football of these bets.
1-0 to your hero.
It is now 2-0 to your boy. $$$
It’s 2-1. Don’t want to talk about it.
2-2. I’ve never been so angry to have a goal against Chicago.
In light of the NHL season ending prematurely, the Annual Logush-Sommer $1 Wager Extravaganza technically ended in a draw. So allow me to introduce: The 2020 Playoff Point Bonanza.
We have drafted, for each other, a team of the 14 skaters brought to Edmonton. Whoever’s team has the most cumulative points upon the season ending, wins the dollar.
In addition, if anyone in the first five picks (Poganski/Mikkola/Walkman/Klostin/Scandella) or (Pouliot/Brouwer/de la Rose/MacEachern/Bortuzzo) end up winning the Conn Smythe, that person gets a $1000 bonus.
That’s right, there is $1001 on the line.
That’s right, there is $1001 on the line.
2-1 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Ten and a half months later, there is finally a winner in the Annual Logush-Sommer $1 Wager Extravaganza. Sadly it ended too soon, but with everything going on, we’re both happy that the men are able to get home with their families and recover to be ready for next season.
With a final tally of 35-22, Legendary Logush triumphed over Stupid Sommer. I’m sure there is a piss-soaked dollar bill in my near future, but it’s worth it. GG, @socityhooligan. Next time don’t gift me David Perron.
