ET has spent the last 24 hours concocting what he is sure is a foolproof plan to redpill the entire world with the cunning use of flyers that are blue instead of red, because by making them blue, Democrats are required to read and believe them because those are the rules.
Siri show me the Dunning-Kruger Effect
He's still convinced this is a thing and that it's going to work
It's go time, chaps. Personally I'm very curious.
I'm going to put up red ones and RUIN THE WHOLE THING
same energy, same goals
ET has expanded his plan
So I went out to lunch, and I'm almost sorry to say I didn't see any flyers. Then again I don't live within 500 yards of ET's house so I think maybe my expectations were too high
okay I actually laughed
Someone with more design talent (but exactly the same amount of brains) stole ET's idea
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